Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

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@anne_ryan_ that is like how i call my iphone 4s “vintage” – makes me feel less lame for having such an “old” phone.

1:31pm Sep 21st 2015

@anne_ryan_ that is like how i call my iphone 4s “vintage” – makes me feel less lame for having such an “old” phone.

1:31pm Sep 21st 2015

Zombie dreams that come with an imagination-produced physical sensation make it really hard to fall back asleep.

5:36am Sep 21st 2015

Zombie dreams that come with an imagination-produced physical sensation make it really hard to fall back asleep.

5:36am Sep 21st 2015

Teaching myself double-knitting with chunky alpaca. Not perfect, but is squishy and soft. #ravelry instagram.com/p/74GhfOG0-n/

8:53pm Sep 20th 2015

Teaching myself double-knitting with chunky alpaca. Not perfect, but is squishy and soft. #ravelry instagram.com/p/74GhfOG0-n/

8:53pm Sep 20th 2015

3.5 hours & 1/2 gallon of paint to prime half a room in the basement. Either I’m out of practice or I’ve just forgotten how it goes.

4:00pm Sep 20th 2015

3.5 hours & 1/2 gallon of paint to prime half a room in the basement. Either I’m out of practice or I’ve just forgotten how it goes.

4:00pm Sep 20th 2015

Fear I might be missing kiss cam opportunities.

6:27pm Sep 19th 2015

Fear I might be missing kiss cam opportunities.

6:27pm Sep 19th 2015

On a mission for garlic fries. Texting husband (who is comfy in our seats) about zombie apocalypse thoughts, of course.

6:26pm Sep 19th 2015

On a mission for garlic fries. Texting husband (who is comfy in our seats) about zombie apocalypse thoughts, of course.

6:26pm Sep 19th 2015

Free tickets to tonight’s Twins game. Just remembered I hate everyone.

6:24pm Sep 19th 2015

Free tickets to tonight’s Twins game. Just remembered I hate everyone.

6:24pm Sep 19th 2015

One of the reasons why my Saturday plans always fail. instagram.com/p/7061R7G0z_/

3:13pm Sep 19th 2015

One of the reasons why my Saturday plans always fail. instagram.com/p/7061R7G0z_/

3:13pm Sep 19th 2015

Caturday nap, then a trip to the paint store.

1:45pm Sep 19th 2015

Caturday nap, then a trip to the paint store.

1:45pm Sep 19th 2015

I just drank the last little bit of wine, thinking I didn’t really want wine but didn’t want to waste it. Now debating opening a new bottle.

6:00pm Sep 18th 2015

I just drank the last little bit of wine, thinking I didn’t really want wine but didn’t want to waste it. Now debating opening a new bottle.

6:00pm Sep 18th 2015

RT @CSSDevConf: Congratulations to @CSSDevConf Keynote Speaker @SaraSoueidan for earning #NetAwards Developer of the Year! http://t.co/GaqR…

5:59pm Sep 18th 2015

RT @CSSDevConf: Congratulations to @CSSDevConf Keynote Speaker @SaraSoueidan for earning #NetAwards Developer of the Year! http://t.co/GaqRWksvYK

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5:59pm Sep 18th 2015

Total HGTV/DIY channel mode right now. Obsessed. instagram.com/p/7yhsAem0yr/

4:55pm Sep 18th 2015

Total HGTV/DIY channel mode right now. Obsessed. instagram.com/p/7yhsAem0yr/

4:55pm Sep 18th 2015

Thinking about forgetting about all weekend plans to paint my basement and go shopping at ikea.

4:43pm Sep 18th 2015

Thinking about forgetting about all weekend plans to paint my basement and go shopping at ikea.

4:43pm Sep 18th 2015

@KlasikThemes … and now i realize it’s not saving that option when i publish.

2:22pm Sep 18th 2015

@KlasikThemes … and now i realize it’s not saving that option when i publish.

2:22pm Sep 18th 2015

@KlasikThemes ohhh, i just realized i was looking at pages instead of posts. nevermind 🙂

2:19pm Sep 18th 2015

@KlasikThemes ohhh, i just realized i was looking at pages instead of posts. nevermind 🙂

2:19pm Sep 18th 2015