pork-CHOP tweets

Sunshine and fresh breezes in the house make for a sleepy Siamese. instagram.com/p/8JpGheG04i/

damncutekitty’s 5-year-old’s birthday party for adults – coloring & frosting bar. instagram.com/p/8Hrz_WG07O/

Indeed. instagram.com/p/8HfxlzG0zY/

Good thing I’m finished painting for the day because I just got really sick of not takin’ it easy

First coat of primer took three and a half hours last weekend, second coat just now only took an hour and a half. Nap time!

@ms_ericaaaaa makes sense! waiting stinks. i’d probably cruise around open table or foursquare for ideas 🙂

@ms_ericaaaaa i’ve heard good things about hola arepa & i know i’d like to try it – but maybe it’s similar to comfort food?

How do I get a google news alert about my name that’s actually about me and not the county board commissioner of Lee county?

I’m a grocery store fiend this week. This new coop is across the street from my office! fb.me/6RVOMFZsD

The bad news is that I’m still laughing at my own dumb jokes. The good news is that my coworkers are, too.

@jesshorwitz oh no! I only paid $4 😕

@MandaKayMakesIt @amywoo @jesshorwitz the place opens at 5 so let’s be there at 4:58 😉 j/k around 5:15ish?

@MandaKayMakesIt @amywoo @jesshorwitz happy hour is tooooo faaaaar awaaaaaay

After a day full of cookies, donut holes and homemade macaroons, there may be a sugar crash happening at @tena_cious.

@PropTartMN ok forgiven 😉