pork-CHOP tweets

Trick-or-treaters are going to start knocking on the door any minute. Do I put a “sorry, no candy” sign out? Do I just not answer?

Am so tired of sneezing & headaching.

That was a disappointing ending.

I just emptied an entire box of tissues in a day. Stupid head colds.

“Are they slow moving, chief?” “Yeah, they’re dead, they’re… All messed up.”

@kjtten crazy! I was just thinking about urban sprawl and new roads/buildings that didn’t exist 50-some years ago

Night of the Living Dead from 1968. Zombie stories sure have changed.

Deep thoughts with Amy: how come it seems like there are so many more people now than there were in the 1960s?

The mister fell asleep during scary ghost tv show so now I’m all alone with it.

@amandaesque i feel like I eat too much pizza so I’m sending the dude out to get me some curry!

Whats better for a cold: pizza or Chinese food? I am so hungry right now.

Can someone please come over and get me a drink from the fridge? I can’t get up. instagram.com/p/9ehHteG0-F/

i keep forgetting that tomorrow is halloween.

current status: chugging orange juice, filling trash can with used tissues, worrying about my plugged ears (plz no more eardrum rupture)