pork-CHOP tweets

@kir326 I always wish I had gone to bed a couple hours earlier! For sure

@kir326 mine is Halloween I think.

RT @MyLittleBloggie: This is the 24th consecutive Thanksgiving away from family.Your whining about having to be around yours today is not very impressive to me.

Thankful for my fur babies but I really need to get started on the turkey… instagram.com/p/-jg9CTm05H/

My first pecan pie! Thankful for Friendsgiving for allowing me to experiment with baking. instagram.com/p/-iJzIlG0-s/

my git commits have had the worst comments lately. oh well.

Making small talk with British Siri so I am def looking forward to the holiday break.

In related news, I realized that I don’t have to commute again for another week so that made me feel a little less stabby.

Twin Cities, can we all please stop commuting as if we’re self-entitled selfish assholes? I know we’re better than that.

Who has experience integrating @stripe in a @Shopify store? I need help yesterday. 🙁

This turkey is taking a bath ’til Wednesday night. instagram.com/p/-clsvYG0xa/

RT @JenJamar: Today’s agenda according to @travistotz (also great for every other day):

Work hard.
Be honest.
Help others.

RT @thrym: Tip for job applicants: put your name in your resume’s filename so it can be found in all the “resume.pdf”s your hiring mgr is dealing with.