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RT @mayor_murphy: @pbacken @pork_chop @myklroventine @JenJamar my ’16 slogan was going to be “building mountains”.Maybe it should be “let’s…
RT @mayor_murphy: @pbacken @pork_chop @myklroventine @JenJamar my ’16 slogan was going to be “building mountains”.Maybe it should be “let’s cook some bacon”.
@myklroventine @pbacken @mayor_murphy ooh! There’s a campaign slogan in the making!
@mayor_murphy @myklroventine I can’t wait 😦
Sorry @myklroventine! Also, sorry #Birdtown & @mayor_murphy! I’ll try to do my best. pic.twitter.com/1SgeSh0MxK
Sorry @myklroventine! Also, sorry #Birdtown & @mayor_murphy! I’ll try to do my best. https://t.co/1SgeSh0MxK

Began to tell the mister about a dream I was having: “I was at some weird Harry Potter theme park-” then I started giggling uncontrollably.
Began to tell the mister about a dream I was having: “I was at some weird Harry Potter theme park-” then I started giggling uncontrollably.
RT @MyLawyerGabe: Someone made a spectacularly simple and accurate voter guide for us. pic.twitter.com/06MhSlERAq
RT @MyLawyerGabe: Someone made a spectacularly simple and accurate voter guide for us. https://t.co/06MhSlERAq

When you find yourself watching Teen Wolf Too with too critical of an eye.
When you find yourself watching Teen Wolf Too with too critical of an eye.
Her tiny calico butt keeps pushing the computer further away from me, but I still have work to… instagram.com/p/BDWcDb0m0x0/
Her tiny calico butt keeps pushing the computer further away from me, but I still have work to… instagram.com/p/BDWcDb0m0x0/
@doniamae definitely! i was pretty stoked that i picked out the correct socket wrench on the first go, too.
My team has had #Facebook ads that met the 20% text rule get rejected. This article explains more! clairepells.com/how-to-design-… via @clairepells
My team has had #Facebook ads that met the 20% text rule get rejected. This article explains more! clairepells.com/how-to-design-… via @clairepells
Can I add ‘changes her own headlight lightbulbs’ to my LinkedIn profile?
Can I add ‘changes her own headlight lightbulbs’ to my LinkedIn profile?
This, following the Axe body spray evacuation? “Go home, Seattle. You’re drunk” – @up_my_aly
Man in tree, throwing apples and branches at police and pedestrians, shuts down downtown Seattle traffic. https://t.co/IjFSx4sWsN
— KARE 11 (@kare11) March 23, 2016
This, following the Axe body spray evacuation? “Go home, Seattle. You’re drunk” – @up_my_aly twitter.com/kare11/status/…
Fuel for Wednesday – except after two sips I can already feel my blood pumping. (I usually drink… instagram.com/p/BDTEd54G01h/
Fuel for Wednesday – except after two sips I can already feel my blood pumping. (I usually drink… instagram.com/p/BDTEd54G01h/
I don’t know why, but I’m kinda bummed that #fit2fat2fit isn’t on tonight.
I don’t know why, but I’m kinda bummed that #fit2fat2fit isn’t on tonight.
Will I see you there?
Limited tickets remain. Don't say we didn't warn you. https://t.co/HKaIq5QnPr pic.twitter.com/VPUnFHmlae
— MinneWebCon (@MinneWebCon) March 22, 2016

