Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

When my mister and I moved into our home #fiveyearsago the previous owner left us with three… instagram.com/p/BIGwnpWDJQW/

7:47pm Jul 20th 2016

Just skimmed a list of the 24 best lobster (lobstah) rolls in America & I haven’t been to any of those places so I have a lot travel to do.

9:36pm Jul 19th 2016

Just skimmed a list of the 24 best lobster (lobstah) rolls in America & I haven’t been to any of those places so I have a lot travel to do.

9:36pm Jul 19th 2016

Another dorky video from me to you! fb.me/1fNuEN8Lz

7:30am Jul 19th 2016

Another dorky video from me to you! fb.me/1fNuEN8Lz

7:30am Jul 19th 2016

“If you listen to every don’t, you’ll never be the person you are.” @up_my_aly #tenaciousinspiration

11:13am Jul 18th 2016

“If you listen to every don’t, you’ll never be the person you are.” @up_my_aly #tenaciousinspiration

11:13am Jul 18th 2016

Warm temps and cruddy neighborhood drama is preventing sleep tonight. Sigh.

1:15am Jul 18th 2016

Warm temps and cruddy neighborhood drama is preventing sleep tonight. Sigh.

1:15am Jul 18th 2016

Thinking hard about that country home once again…

7:22pm Jul 17th 2016

Thinking hard about that country home once again…

7:22pm Jul 17th 2016

Went to early-ish showing of Secret Life of Pets, got dessert, and have otherwise been playing LEGO Batman with my dude all night. #winning

11:11pm Jul 16th 2016

Went to early-ish showing of Secret Life of Pets, got dessert, and have otherwise been playing LEGO Batman with my dude all night. #winning

11:11pm Jul 16th 2016

RT @e4h: Steps to a more engaging web site ow.ly/PrVv3026xRv pic.twitter.com/uKw6f7n9N7

7:47am Jul 16th 2016

RT @e4h: Steps to a more engaging web site ow.ly/PrVv3026xRv https://t.co/uKw6f7n9N7

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7:47am Jul 16th 2016

Spending my day with this dude who turned 10 (human) years old this year.
Back then I was living… instagram.com/p/BH4z5RMj4NK/

9:46am Jul 15th 2016

Spending my day with this dude who turned 10 (human) years old this year.
Back then I was living… instagram.com/p/BH4z5RMj4NK/

9:46am Jul 15th 2016

I watched the movie interpretation of Jem this morning and I really wanted to hate it, y’all. I did hate that it made me cry, though.

9:15am Jul 15th 2016

I watched the movie interpretation of Jem this morning and I really wanted to hate it, y’all. I did hate that it made me cry, though.

9:15am Jul 15th 2016

@jonesc5 it was my everything then. Now I’m like, you can’t just get a job like THAT. Also, they spend a lot of money for not having any.

9:27pm Jul 14th 2016

@jonesc5 it was my everything then. Now I’m like, you can’t just get a job like THAT. Also, they spend a lot of money for not having any.

9:27pm Jul 14th 2016

Such different feelings about “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” from when I was 10 to now, when I’m in my mid-30s.

9:22pm Jul 14th 2016

Such different feelings about “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” from when I was 10 to now, when I’m in my mid-30s.

9:22pm Jul 14th 2016

RT @lil_mermaid: i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size naming from “king size” to “sharing size”. i don’t share candy. im the king

8:11pm Jul 13th 2016

RT @MarcStraight: The reason Canadians are so nice is because at birth a ritual is performed to extract all of their hate and place it in t…

8:10pm Jul 13th 2016

RT @MarcStraight: The reason Canadians are so nice is because at birth a ritual is performed to extract all of their hate and place it in their geese.

8:10pm Jul 13th 2016

@amandaesque I lived for those catalogs.

8:08pm Jul 13th 2016

@amandaesque I lived for those catalogs.

8:08pm Jul 13th 2016

I just became the mayor of Applebee’s on Swarm so it’s official, you guys: I live in the suburbs.

5:53pm Jul 13th 2016

I just became the mayor of Applebee’s on Swarm so it’s official, you guys: I live in the suburbs.

5:53pm Jul 13th 2016