Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Another fun Zoom party: dying yarn with Kool-Aid! So glad for the #YayKnitters that put all of the instructions and…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343704352096182272

5:44pm Dec 28th 2020

@NouvelleBlague I was just happy for a new movie! Ha

4:30pm Dec 28th 2020

“You 12 go this way towards the self-absorbed platform.” “We have got to stop sending people to that platform.” Bes…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343403313656639490

9:48pm Dec 27th 2020

@NouvelleBlague I enjoyed it! I had a couple questions but mostly let myself just take it for what it was. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/s7wGLDyLi9

5:41pm Dec 27th 2020

Dear non-profits that want my money, please please please stop sending me address labels. Please.

1:58pm Dec 27th 2020

What if, for once, people used the internet for positivity? Hmmmmm

2:55pm Dec 26th 2020

Have reached the point of the weekend when Amy starts asking questions about space forbes.com/sites/jamiecar…

10:59am Dec 26th 2020

Just watched the premiere special for #WW84 and… it’s really not difficult to consciously change the phrase from “you guys” to “you all.”

12:47am Dec 26th 2020

I’ve addressed 19 out of 50 cards and now my hand hurts and I’m done for now. I love sending cards but why do I ins…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1342256939540090881

5:52pm Dec 24th 2020

Look at what you made me do, 2020.

[image description: I’m clearly missing some of the family holiday traditions b…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1341877348786966528

4:44pm Dec 23rd 2020

RT @IanColdwater: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Minneapolis-St. Paul has lead pipes and you shouldn’t cook with hot water. Heat…

8:06am Dec 23rd 2020

@DearDara I took the same photo 😆 pic.twitter.com/rPaftrUU9t

7:52pm Dec 22nd 2020

@ms_ericaaaaa Does it give you joy to send them a card? That’s the answer. 🙂

4:36pm Dec 21st 2020

Small kitty just jumped off my lap and trotted over to a tiny patch of warm sunbeam.
Me: I need an Amy-sized sunbea…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340708851696472064

11:21am Dec 20th 2020

No movie spoilers on the internet this year, just spoilers for the popular drive-through light displays.

9:56am Dec 20th 2020

I just suddenly remembered last NYE when the only thing the internet cared about was whether the decade started wit…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340658878414020610

8:02am Dec 20th 2020

@PropTartMN Yaaay! 😍

4:42pm Dec 19th 2020

The worst part of my company’s virtual holiday party was (a) when it ended and (2) NO HUGS. I miss hugs and I love…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340110664237522944

7:44pm Dec 18th 2020

RT @DeRushaJ: Another institution asking for help and donations: @AlsBreakfast. Trying to raise $75k, sales down 75%. https://t.co/z6FxFFj3…

7:20pm Dec 18th 2020

For some reason the closed captioning on @netflix has gotten bigger in the last few days and it’s covering entire f…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1339413819269984256

9:35pm Dec 16th 2020

@els8383 @ms_ericaaaaa Good to know!

4:34pm Dec 15th 2020

@ms_ericaaaaa @els8383 I signed up for the Valley Fair option after Christmas… I didn’t know the State Fair optio…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338953317095976960

3:05pm Dec 15th 2020

Brands that ask me to take a survey that would take more than a few minutes so I can *maybe* win a giftcard: how ’bout “no”?

3:03pm Dec 15th 2020

@DearDara @birdchick I get four sizes of woodpeckers in Robbinsdale – Birdtown representing! The first time (and ev…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338549359655391243

12:20pm Dec 14th 2020

I miss the ocean.

2:03pm Dec 13th 2020

So many weekends: Saturday is spent recovering from Monday-Friday, Sunday is spent dreading Monday-Friday. The five day work week is dumb.

12:48pm Dec 12th 2020

@PropTartMN I have really ramped up my AC networking over the last week or so and I have almost everything!! I thin…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1337016387643072512

6:48am Dec 10th 2020

HI, just losing my mind over the Animal Crossing Christmas toys. How ’bout you?

10:17pm Dec 9th 2020

So awesome, @WordPress! 👏 “For the first time in WordPress history, this [latest] release featured a squad consisti…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336677255922257921

8:21am Dec 9th 2020

Why does Sunday

4:56pm Dec 6th 2020