Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Me in response to news that Apple is removing iconic startup ding from MBP: “doesn’t Apple have anything better to do than RUIN EVERYTHING?”

5:45am Nov 1st 2016

Me in response to news that Apple is removing iconic startup ding from MBP: “doesn’t Apple have anything better to do than RUIN EVERYTHING?”

5:45am Nov 1st 2016

Thank goodness for November.

4:58am Nov 1st 2016

Thank goodness for November.

4:58am Nov 1st 2016

@carolinneapolis isn’t it cold and rainy out?! Warm in a blanket on the sofa is where it’s at.

9:15pm Oct 31st 2016

@carolinneapolis isn’t it cold and rainy out?! Warm in a blanket on the sofa is where it’s at.

9:15pm Oct 31st 2016

@carolinneapolis uuuuugh my last one was at 8:45 and I thought that was bad. ☹️️

9:13pm Oct 31st 2016

@carolinneapolis uuuuugh my last one was at 8:45 and I thought that was bad. ☹️️

9:13pm Oct 31st 2016

Boy, Halloween is really awful for people who may be experiencing extreme social anxiety. (Stop knocking! The lights are off for a reason!)

7:47pm Oct 31st 2016

Boy, Halloween is really awful for people who may be experiencing extreme social anxiety. (Stop knocking! The lights are off for a reason!)

7:47pm Oct 31st 2016

Looking back, I think it was the dinosaur that threw up on my front step that broke me of any Halloween spirit I may have once had.

7:36pm Oct 31st 2016

Looking back, I think it was the dinosaur that threw up on my front step that broke me of any Halloween spirit I may have once had.

7:36pm Oct 31st 2016

Trick or treaters can really be a-holes.

6:26pm Oct 31st 2016

Trick or treaters can really be a-holes.

6:26pm Oct 31st 2016

I don’t have an outside light on, my house is dim, yet a group of trick or treaters comes banging on my door and wrecking my stuff.

6:25pm Oct 31st 2016

I don’t have an outside light on, my house is dim, yet a group of trick or treaters comes banging on my door and wrecking my stuff.

6:25pm Oct 31st 2016

@nathaneide very nice! I’ve got that sweatshirt, too. #ravenclawforever

4:58pm Oct 31st 2016

@nathaneide very nice! I’ve got that sweatshirt, too. #ravenclawforever

4:58pm Oct 31st 2016

Current status: wondering how to black out the windows so trick-or-treaters don’t knock on my door.

4:56pm Oct 31st 2016

Current status: wondering how to black out the windows so trick-or-treaters don’t knock on my door.

4:56pm Oct 31st 2016

Just described myself as the Office Negan, so that can’t be good. Fingers crossed for sleep tonight & better mood tomorrow.

3:28pm Oct 31st 2016

Just described myself as the Office Negan, so that can’t be good. Fingers crossed for sleep tonight & better mood tomorrow.

3:28pm Oct 31st 2016

That moment when your tummy growls so loudly that your whole office giggles. To @SwedeHollowCafe I go!

9:24am Oct 31st 2016

That moment when your tummy growls so loudly that your whole office giggles. To @SwedeHollowCafe I go!

9:24am Oct 31st 2016

Think I got about 2-3 hours of sleep. Will I be brain-functional today or zombie-esque? Either way is appropriate I guess.

5:33am Oct 31st 2016

Think I got about 2-3 hours of sleep. Will I be brain-functional today or zombie-esque? Either way is appropriate I guess.

5:33am Oct 31st 2016

@ArtfullyKendra waiting for my next paycheck at least 😉

5:13pm Oct 30th 2016

@ArtfullyKendra waiting for my next paycheck at least 😉

5:13pm Oct 30th 2016

Mister just told me that he’s gonna change his name to “recipe” so maybe I’ll follow his rules every now and then.

4:18pm Oct 30th 2016

Mister just told me that he’s gonna change his name to “recipe” so maybe I’ll follow his rules every now and then.

4:18pm Oct 30th 2016