Recent tweets
Me in response to news that Apple is removing iconic startup ding from MBP: “doesn’t Apple have anything better to do than RUIN EVERYTHING?”
Me in response to news that Apple is removing iconic startup ding from MBP: “doesn’t Apple have anything better to do than RUIN EVERYTHING?”
Thank goodness for November.
Thank goodness for November.
@carolinneapolis isn’t it cold and rainy out?! Warm in a blanket on the sofa is where it’s at.
@carolinneapolis isn’t it cold and rainy out?! Warm in a blanket on the sofa is where it’s at.
@carolinneapolis uuuuugh my last one was at 8:45 and I thought that was bad. ☹️️
@carolinneapolis uuuuugh my last one was at 8:45 and I thought that was bad. ☹️️
Boy, Halloween is really awful for people who may be experiencing extreme social anxiety. (Stop knocking! The lights are off for a reason!)
Boy, Halloween is really awful for people who may be experiencing extreme social anxiety. (Stop knocking! The lights are off for a reason!)
Looking back, I think it was the dinosaur that threw up on my front step that broke me of any Halloween spirit I may have once had.
Looking back, I think it was the dinosaur that threw up on my front step that broke me of any Halloween spirit I may have once had.
Trick or treaters can really be a-holes.
Trick or treaters can really be a-holes.
I don’t have an outside light on, my house is dim, yet a group of trick or treaters comes banging on my door and wrecking my stuff.
I don’t have an outside light on, my house is dim, yet a group of trick or treaters comes banging on my door and wrecking my stuff.
@nathaneide very nice! I’ve got that sweatshirt, too. #ravenclawforever
@nathaneide very nice! I’ve got that sweatshirt, too. #ravenclawforever
Current status: wondering how to black out the windows so trick-or-treaters don’t knock on my door.
Current status: wondering how to black out the windows so trick-or-treaters don’t knock on my door.
Just described myself as the Office Negan, so that can’t be good. Fingers crossed for sleep tonight & better mood tomorrow.
Just described myself as the Office Negan, so that can’t be good. Fingers crossed for sleep tonight & better mood tomorrow.
That moment when your tummy growls so loudly that your whole office giggles. To @SwedeHollowCafe I go!
That moment when your tummy growls so loudly that your whole office giggles. To @SwedeHollowCafe I go!
Think I got about 2-3 hours of sleep. Will I be brain-functional today or zombie-esque? Either way is appropriate I guess.
Think I got about 2-3 hours of sleep. Will I be brain-functional today or zombie-esque? Either way is appropriate I guess.
@ArtfullyKendra waiting for my next paycheck at least 😉
@ArtfullyKendra waiting for my next paycheck at least 😉
Mister just told me that he’s gonna change his name to “recipe” so maybe I’ll follow his rules every now and then.
Mister just told me that he’s gonna change his name to “recipe” so maybe I’ll follow his rules every now and then.