Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

8:38pm Apr 25th 2017

@rochebeedee Photos plz

8:36pm Apr 25th 2017

A few years ago I had the worst experience w/ a very sexist programmer. Today I found his name all over a website I will be maintaining.

8:34pm Apr 25th 2017

I want to order pizza every night. My bank account says no. My struggle is real.

4:42pm Apr 25th 2017

@doniamae I would def DVR that episode!

7:06am Apr 25th 2017

@doniamae Really life Forensic Files just waiting to happen!

6:23am Apr 25th 2017

Today’s Facebook translation gem, from my Taiwanese sister-in-law: “trying to test my heart load.”

11:03am Apr 24th 2017

RT @ValaAfshar: 1957: 13 people deliver a computer

2017: person can hold 13 computers in one hand

[both photos at same location] https:/…

6:37pm Apr 23rd 2017

I mean, if I have to spend a beautiful April Sunday in Minnesota with my computer, at least I… instagram.com/p/BTPg0HaFM1s/

3:08pm Apr 23rd 2017

Spring! Chicken nugget-eating squirrel is trying to carry half a box up into its nest & our cardinal couple are more in love than ever.

2:49pm Apr 23rd 2017

Today: take the @MinneWebCon presentation to the patio & perfect it! #SEOintheSUN 💻⛱☀️ #NotMagicSEO

10:47am Apr 23rd 2017

8:08am Apr 23rd 2017

@doniamae Bruins won finally, I’m going to bed. 💤 Have fun with your late night noding!

9:55pm Apr 21st 2017

@doniamae Yeah! I might be a wimp, too, but I wanna see the end before I go to bed.

9:43pm Apr 21st 2017

I am a supportive wife so I’m currently yelling about how the Ottawa Senators are wimps. #GoBruins

9:39pm Apr 21st 2017

@TheKrisCramer @Origins I am definitely long overdue for a visit! It is one of my favorite “treat yo’self” places.

9:36pm Apr 21st 2017

After a couple years of working 4 days a week, a 5 day work week (& beers) has me totally exhausted. Yeah, I’m layi…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/855621398173188096

9:16pm Apr 21st 2017

Excited to #DiscoverOrigins with this #VoxBox! Looking foreard to the #MyPerfectWorld event at @Origins next week!…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/855610433935474688

8:33pm Apr 21st 2017

@doniamae You are so wild! 🎊

8:10pm Apr 21st 2017

@doniamae Ohhhh for shame! 😞

1:49pm Apr 21st 2017

@doniamae Well??

12:25pm Apr 21st 2017

Celebrating #PrinceDay on T floor at @JTMegaFoodAdv this morning! Raise your hand if you purposely wore purple today. ✋️

7:48am Apr 21st 2017

I made a quilt!

About 5 years ago, when @bertine and I worked in the same office, she… instagram.com/p/BTIaWFBF7Bh/

8:56pm Apr 20th 2017

When the table at your coffee shop is motivating. pic.twitter.com/9R4vJw3X00

7:52pm Apr 20th 2017

When @SwarmApp shares an interesting tidbit. pic.twitter.com/6l0GACaH3H

6:29pm Apr 20th 2017

Maybe I bought this #rhododendron because it has the same name as me. instagram.com/p/BTH-swhFcaU/

4:55pm Apr 20th 2017

@doniamae For sure! It’s from 1974 this week. Some of the humor/period references get lost on me but many of the silly jokes still stand.

7:17am Apr 20th 2017

Best part about watching Match Game from the 70s is Googling stars I don’t recognize & reading a little Hollywood history. Anne Meara today.

6:35am Apr 20th 2017

RT @mayor_murphy: 124 years ago today, in 1893, the city of Robbinsdale was born. Next year we celebrate our 125th anniversary. #quasquicen…

5:49am Apr 20th 2017

I miss David Bowie more than I miss Prince THERE I SAID IT. #MinnesotanConfessions

5:48am Apr 20th 2017