pork-CHOP tweets

@ruralgrrrl 😬

This fence that I’m getting is turning out to be a Defining Moment in my life. Who knew that’d be a thing?

@doniamae Ok: an hour for the email, forever for the text message – because the number isn’t actually he business’s. 🙄

How long do I give my fence contractor to reply to my text message? And my email?

I wish I had the skillz to do all of my home improvements myself. I’m sick of working with contractors I don’t know.

@PropTartMN They worked 😉 um, my friend confirmed…

When your office’s power goes out, does the bathroom still, uh, work? Asking for a friend.

@akrothstein @DearEvanHansen 💕 pic.twitter.com/nzyASX9tl2

“It’s so comfortable…to lead [a] life where your colleagues are your friends… But maybe that comes at a cost.” hackernoon.com/for-inclusive-…

Put 2 garden debris bags at my curb yesterday. After this a.m.’s storms I noticed 1 was missing. Stolen? No, washed over to the neighbor’s.

“Today, I understand that in forgiving someone else I free myself. I held back on forgiveness… instagram.com/p/BVIpMOcHhK3/

@doniamae @sethdrobinson Sounds like you need Venmo 😉

Less exhausted & hot this week. Summer hours be like pic.twitter.com/B8sTZi2iTh

Sometimes I get to spend time watching KittyTV with Ellipses. So many birds and squirrels to… instagram.com/p/BVGm2vlH7bc/

when you have a mild panic because you have a client meeting scheduled for a whole afternoon but you gotta duck out early to go meet nkotb.

So. Who wants to design a logo for my pork-CHOP blog? I am definitely not a designer anymore.

I hope you’re happy Super Bowl 2018: traffic around Minneapolis could not be worse except it’s only June 7 and it will be.

for the curious: it’s an asian lady beetle in one its larval stages. stinky bug.

What is this tiny nightmare on my desk? I don’t think it has wings and it looks fuzzy/spiky. pic.twitter.com/ii3WwHbrpG

You are going to put so many hours into this career. Slow down; it’s not going anywhere. huffingtonpost.com/entry/weird-in… via @HuffPostWomen

@akrothstein arachnophobia or not, if 40+ brown recluse spiders move into your home you burn it to the ground.

@doniamae Bring whatever you want – just please don’t bring my neighbors! 😉