Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

@dreamwell_ali Yeah, a cookie would be good to have right now.

5:52pm Sep 3rd 2017

@dreamwell_ali Eating vegetables doesn’t work and that seems like all I have in this house right now.

5:30pm Sep 3rd 2017

Irritated about missing a $6 rebate from Menards. I don’t know why. It’s the principle of the thing, I guess?

4:00pm Sep 3rd 2017

UGH Beth’s death on #TheWalkingDead is just so painful. 💔

3:01pm Sep 3rd 2017

I was so busy and active yesterday AND I drank so much coffee this morning that I having a hard time wth sitting still today.

1:59pm Sep 3rd 2017

Sometimes I miss drinking all day on Sundays but then remember that I don’t miss how much it hurts the next day. But how to fill the void?

1:48pm Sep 3rd 2017

12:18pm Sep 3rd 2017

Sigh. Still 67 days away from ocean views & poolside drinks.

5:40pm Sep 1st 2017

4:07pm Sep 1st 2017

Man, I feel like I’ve been waiting daaaays to eat lunch. #ravenous

10:22am Sep 1st 2017

@joeld True! But I’ve never responded well to being bullied. 😆

9:20am Aug 31st 2017

@joeld I am looking at a dumb webhost’s strange web UI for database management, which is probably making me feel even more apprehensive.

8:57am Aug 31st 2017

Are you a #MySQL champ? Because I’m not. Please reassure me that if I DUMP a database I won’t erase anything. … it feels dangerous.

8:42am Aug 31st 2017

Scrolled by someone’s photo of a hot dog at the #MNStateFair from last night so now it’s 9am and I wish I had a hot dog, too.

7:58am Aug 31st 2017

@StanGrabowski I definitely use it in a very different way than I used to! They’ve taken names away so you can’t ev…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/903221616775135232

5:43am Aug 31st 2017

Pinterest seems more and more broken every day… now I can’t even add a new pin?

12:37pm Aug 30th 2017

@Twins are winning! And Jason is trying to teach me how to keep a scorecard — good luck! 😉 #twinspics pic.twitter.com/AaEg5GWZVD

7:13pm Aug 29th 2017

6:01pm Aug 29th 2017

Sitting in my lap but mad about the box? pic.twitter.com/GrR0OzoSTQ

3:54pm Aug 29th 2017

Not even 20 minutes into this video & already excited – @jensimmons presenting “new” webpage layout at @aneventapart aneventapart.com/news/post/real…

12:31pm Aug 29th 2017

“a growth mindset is…someone who believes that their talents can be developed (through hard work, good strategies…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/902567134655537152

10:22am Aug 29th 2017

@PropTartMN They’re lucky I didn’t choose the box that they prefer. 😠

9:24am Aug 29th 2017

I spent so many years not understanding the appeal of the #MNStateFair but I get it now. There… instagram.com/p/BYYdCSqHv1-/

9:05am Aug 29th 2017

Mean cat lady status: I was mad at one of my cats last night so threw out one of their boxes.

8:35am Aug 29th 2017

@doniamae @DrHaikuBot it’s very deep 😉

6:06am Aug 29th 2017

@DrHaikuBot tacos

9:04pm Aug 28th 2017

@DrHaikuBot Fargo

6:45pm Aug 28th 2017

@a2hosting_alert @a2hosting how do I tell if an outage is related to my website’s hosting server? Down all day, ticket filed 2.5 hours ago

1:29pm Aug 28th 2017

@advicepig ugh you know my life 😭

12:30pm Aug 28th 2017

Why does half my career have to involve dealing with incompetent hosting support live chat reps?

12:28pm Aug 28th 2017