Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

My friend, Crystal, is hosting a fun/scary giveaway right now — send a clown-o-gram to a friend (enemy?) and help… fb.me/6BBPoolAL

5:19pm Sep 18th 2017

Side note: this is Ellipses and more than one of him would be trouble. 😸 pic.twitter.com/O4jRYAqgJU

1:28pm Sep 18th 2017

@girlmeetsgeek Good things come in threes!

1:26pm Sep 18th 2017

@StanGrabowski True – I was forgetting about how some software will autocorrect three periods into three more condensed dots!

1:25pm Sep 18th 2017

An ellipsis should always have 3 dots i.e. “…” — using just two looks like & is a mistake. Personal pet peeve or established grammar rule?

1:11pm Sep 18th 2017

The phrase is “per se,” not “per say.”

8:59am Sep 18th 2017

@JeniEats It’s Octembust in Minnesota!

8:05am Sep 18th 2017

@rachellaitala Well, of course, homie! 😘

6:03am Sep 18th 2017

I want to throw away everything I own and I want to disconnect from every damn social media channel I’m on. #alltoomuch

12:12pm Sep 17th 2017

@KimberCurrier What even is the point of them!? They are hard to watch and way too long.

9:07am Sep 17th 2017

“One step at a time is leading me exactly where I need to be.” – Ruth Fishel instagram.com/p/BZIMXAhHp2p/

10:03pm Sep 16th 2017

Ongoing status: still incredibly annoyed by boomerang videos.

9:56pm Sep 16th 2017

11:59am Sep 16th 2017

9:27pm Sep 15th 2017

A good reminder: if you treasure local and/or small businesses, you need to help them survive by shopping at… fb.me/8OTR8F3Uz

10:33am Sep 15th 2017

@PropTartMN I recently had to do this and I’m not single… honestly it was easier than trying to involve another nervous human!

7:47pm Sep 14th 2017

Goal checked: use my passport (again) pork-chop.org/goal-checked-u… pic.twitter.com/z7gU72FQi7

7:39pm Sep 14th 2017

@MinaMarkham Same! I know this pain.

10:13am Sep 14th 2017

AND bradfrost.com/blog/post/full… “While I did what was necessary & I benefited from the experience, I’d never admit I was equally skilled…”

8:36am Sep 14th 2017

My feels about this article in a public Facebook post lives here: facebook.com/amy.e.dal/post…

8:17am Sep 14th 2017

“Imagine what the web would be like if we poured our energy into innovation and collaboration, instead of devaluing…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/908331922715299840

8:09am Sep 14th 2017

“The worst part about pushing the ‘know everything’ mentality is that we end up creating an industry full of… fb.me/1ynATABmS

8:07am Sep 14th 2017

RT @aligarchy: so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that’s a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringin…

9:45pm Sep 13th 2017

I just Google image searched “dressing room design” and I’m going to need a much bigger house.

9:43pm Sep 13th 2017

There’s so much PSL advertising that it’s kind of having the exact opposite effect on me: I want to never have pumpkin again, on principle.

8:18pm Sep 13th 2017

RT @mellowbeing: git pull myfinger

5:29pm Sep 13th 2017

Hot dogs & mashed taters for dinner. This is why I need a meal planner service. Queue @thescramble! Promo code GL68526: $3 off membership.

5:27pm Sep 13th 2017

Brilliant! Find happiness by determining personal values & fulfilling them. tinybuddha.com/blog/when-happ… via @tinybuddha

3:35pm Sep 13th 2017

Current status: totally grossed out by the ugly CSS produced by another agency for a potential client. Front-end developer tears. 😢

2:27pm Sep 13th 2017

If I lose my mind today, it’s because my $@*%! chair keeps sinking in incremental annoying bumps.

8:17am Sep 13th 2017