December 2020
@JeniEats I honestly do the same thing! Lower those expectations 😆
eeeee my Fiona Apple Fetch the Bolt Cutters mediabook is finally shipping!! eeee!!!
“Why even pretend I’m sleeping right now?” “Because people sleep when they’re tired?” “I wish it was that easy.”
Here’s what I want on my iPhone: I want to allow the Facebook messenger app to send me notifications for conversati…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1344345829465858049
@TatianaTMac “Start an argument” — don’t we have enough??
Another fun Zoom party: dying yarn with Kool-Aid! So glad for the #YayKnitters that put all of the instructions and…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343704352096182272
@NouvelleBlague I was just happy for a new movie! Ha
“You 12 go this way towards the self-absorbed platform.” “We have got to stop sending people to that platform.” Bes…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343403313656639490
@NouvelleBlague I enjoyed it! I had a couple questions but mostly let myself just take it for what it was. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/s7wGLDyLi9
Dear non-profits that want my money, please please please stop sending me address labels. Please.
What if, for once, people used the internet for positivity? Hmmmmm
Have reached the point of the weekend when Amy starts asking questions about space forbes.com/sites/jamiecar…
Just watched the premiere special for #WW84 and… it’s really not difficult to consciously change the phrase from “you guys” to “you all.”
I’ve addressed 19 out of 50 cards and now my hand hurts and I’m done for now. I love sending cards but why do I ins…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1342256939540090881
Look at what you made me do, 2020.
[image description: I’m clearly missing some of the family holiday traditions b…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1341877348786966528
RT @IanColdwater: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Minneapolis-St. Paul has lead pipes and you shouldn’t cook with hot water. Heat…
@DearDara I took the same photo 😆 pic.twitter.com/rPaftrUU9t
@ms_ericaaaaa Does it give you joy to send them a card? That’s the answer. 🙂
Small kitty just jumped off my lap and trotted over to a tiny patch of warm sunbeam.
Me: I need an Amy-sized sunbea…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340708851696472064
No movie spoilers on the internet this year, just spoilers for the popular drive-through light displays.
I just suddenly remembered last NYE when the only thing the internet cared about was whether the decade started wit…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340658878414020610
@PropTartMN Yaaay! 😍
The worst part of my company’s virtual holiday party was (a) when it ended and (2) NO HUGS. I miss hugs and I love…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340110664237522944
RT @DeRushaJ: Another institution asking for help and donations: @AlsBreakfast. Trying to raise $75k, sales down 75%. https://t.co/z6FxFFj3…
For some reason the closed captioning on @netflix has gotten bigger in the last few days and it’s covering entire f…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1339413819269984256
@els8383 @ms_ericaaaaa Good to know!
@ms_ericaaaaa @els8383 I signed up for the Valley Fair option after Christmas… I didn’t know the State Fair optio…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338953317095976960
Brands that ask me to take a survey that would take more than a few minutes so I can *maybe* win a giftcard: how ’bout “no”?
I miss the ocean.