Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

December 2020

@JeniEats I honestly do the same thing! Lower those expectations 😆

9:48pm 31 Dec 2020

eeeee my Fiona Apple Fetch the Bolt Cutters mediabook is finally shipping!! eeee!!!

2:19pm 31 Dec 2020

“Why even pretend I’m sleeping right now?” “Because people sleep when they’re tired?” “I wish it was that easy.”

7:44am 31 Dec 2020

Here’s what I want on my iPhone: I want to allow the Facebook messenger app to send me notifications for conversati…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1344345829465858049

12:13pm 30 Dec 2020

@TatianaTMac “Start an argument” — don’t we have enough??

9:27am 29 Dec 2020

Another fun Zoom party: dying yarn with Kool-Aid! So glad for the #YayKnitters that put all of the instructions and…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343704352096182272

5:44pm 28 Dec 2020

@NouvelleBlague I was just happy for a new movie! Ha

4:30pm 28 Dec 2020

“You 12 go this way towards the self-absorbed platform.” “We have got to stop sending people to that platform.” Bes…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1343403313656639490

9:48pm 27 Dec 2020

@NouvelleBlague I enjoyed it! I had a couple questions but mostly let myself just take it for what it was. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/s7wGLDyLi9

5:41pm 27 Dec 2020

Dear non-profits that want my money, please please please stop sending me address labels. Please.

1:58pm 27 Dec 2020

What if, for once, people used the internet for positivity? Hmmmmm

2:55pm 26 Dec 2020

Have reached the point of the weekend when Amy starts asking questions about space forbes.com/sites/jamiecar…

10:59am 26 Dec 2020

Just watched the premiere special for #WW84 and… it’s really not difficult to consciously change the phrase from “you guys” to “you all.”

12:47am 26 Dec 2020

I’ve addressed 19 out of 50 cards and now my hand hurts and I’m done for now. I love sending cards but why do I ins…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1342256939540090881

5:52pm 24 Dec 2020

Look at what you made me do, 2020.

[image description: I’m clearly missing some of the family holiday traditions b…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1341877348786966528

4:44pm 23 Dec 2020

RT @IanColdwater: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Minneapolis-St. Paul has lead pipes and you shouldn’t cook with hot water. Heat…

8:06am 23 Dec 2020

@DearDara I took the same photo 😆 pic.twitter.com/rPaftrUU9t

7:52pm 22 Dec 2020

@ms_ericaaaaa Does it give you joy to send them a card? That’s the answer. 🙂

4:36pm 21 Dec 2020

Small kitty just jumped off my lap and trotted over to a tiny patch of warm sunbeam.
Me: I need an Amy-sized sunbea…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340708851696472064

11:21am 20 Dec 2020

No movie spoilers on the internet this year, just spoilers for the popular drive-through light displays.

9:56am 20 Dec 2020

I just suddenly remembered last NYE when the only thing the internet cared about was whether the decade started wit…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340658878414020610

8:02am 20 Dec 2020

@PropTartMN Yaaay! 😍

4:42pm 19 Dec 2020

The worst part of my company’s virtual holiday party was (a) when it ended and (2) NO HUGS. I miss hugs and I love…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1340110664237522944

7:44pm 18 Dec 2020

RT @DeRushaJ: Another institution asking for help and donations: @AlsBreakfast. Trying to raise $75k, sales down 75%. https://t.co/z6FxFFj3…

7:20pm 18 Dec 2020

For some reason the closed captioning on @netflix has gotten bigger in the last few days and it’s covering entire f…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1339413819269984256

9:35pm 16 Dec 2020

@els8383 @ms_ericaaaaa Good to know!

4:34pm 15 Dec 2020

@ms_ericaaaaa @els8383 I signed up for the Valley Fair option after Christmas… I didn’t know the State Fair optio…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338953317095976960

3:05pm 15 Dec 2020

Brands that ask me to take a survey that would take more than a few minutes so I can *maybe* win a giftcard: how ’bout “no”?

3:03pm 15 Dec 2020

@DearDara @birdchick I get four sizes of woodpeckers in Robbinsdale – Birdtown representing! The first time (and ev…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1338549359655391243

12:20pm 14 Dec 2020

I miss the ocean.

2:03pm 13 Dec 2020