Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

August 2020

So the theme of the RNC is rapists and racists? Got it.

5:19am 19 Aug 2020

Just learned the word “Freudenkatzen” from Community because I’m many years behind on television but I’m glad to kn…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1295903029602979841

7:58pm 18 Aug 2020

Reported on the @CitizenApp – that number of deaths must be a typo, right? pic.twitter.com/E3hsaVxLr6

5:00pm 18 Aug 2020

Ampersand is my sweet little lady cat and part-time sunbeam model. instagr.am/p/CECXnj_nM8j/ pic.twitter.com/U5UORI4f6g

10:44am 18 Aug 2020

Michelle, can you please just be our president? I love you.

9:09pm 17 Aug 2020

Tonight’s DNC presentation doesn’t feel like it was created for folks who are already on the side of the DNC… isn…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1295544958699675648

8:16pm 17 Aug 2020

6:44pm 17 Aug 2020

@wesbos Minneapolis, MN, is okay… near family and such. But I think I’d like California weather more. I could be…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1295428272445169667

12:32pm 17 Aug 2020

husband said i can get to sleep easily and i agreed and now guess what pic.twitter.com/FtjXZzP225

10:32pm 16 Aug 2020

Actual thing I just spoke: “she was not chosen where she was borned.” I’m going to bed.

9:09pm 16 Aug 2020

9:19pm 15 Aug 2020

@doniamae I hope so! That’s the only reason it’s been allowed to grow.

9:16pm 15 Aug 2020

Minnesotans: is this angry flower ever going to bloom or do I think it’s a different plant than it actually is?…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1294797127525314561

6:44pm 15 Aug 2020

I need a retreat just to clear out my personal email inboxes.

1:44pm 14 Aug 2020

When your dumb planner reminds you of how awesome 2020 had the potential to be. ☹️ instagr.am/p/CD4H6LXHbcG/ pic.twitter.com/oCD5haIdbD

11:44am 14 Aug 2020

@5t3ph I’d write more CSS but now ya know I don’t have a lot ya know lol haha

^ I do type those things quite often

9:40pm 13 Aug 2020

I typically don’t answer phone calls from numbers I don’t know. I wonder how many times Leo will call and leave me…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1293916708244258816

8:25am 13 Aug 2020

@rochebeedee Do you have a link? I Googled her and not sure where to go/watch from there. 🙂

10:25am 11 Aug 2020

@BReynoldsMN I’ve been pretty heavy-handed with the “block” button lately!

10:23am 11 Aug 2020

@BReynoldsMN Ugh, I hate it.

8:59am 11 Aug 2020

How do I unsubscribe to political text messages? I do not want these. I don’t want them for any candidate. My text…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1293195052458680320

8:38am 11 Aug 2020

When insects in my house are really big, I would rather rescue them and put them outside than squish them. I credit…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1292984102531072000

6:40pm 10 Aug 2020

7:35am 10 Aug 2020

7:44pm 8 Aug 2020

@stevecantsmell I’m so sorry. 😢

5:17am 7 Aug 2020

@dietotaku @CarneyCagnation @ACPocketNews Maybe less judgement for the way other folks want to play? This is just a fantasy question.

11:17am 6 Aug 2020

@ACPocketNews If I’m wearing a bag, I should get extra “pocket” space. If I hang bags in my house, I should get ext…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1291422391793483777

11:14am 6 Aug 2020

My patch of Black-eyed Susans is wee, born out of a jungle of periwinkle. Someday I’ll either get the few roots mov…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290856124284100609

9:44pm 4 Aug 2020

@actuallyerin I actually have a spreadsheet and I budget my PTO to ensure I take full advantage. Time away from work is so important.

8:52pm 3 Aug 2020

@doniamae I’m not really religious but “let go and let God” works for me sometimes. Another non-religious colleague…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290480418240651265

8:51pm 3 Aug 2020