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Dinner: frozen za with pepperoni from a client & cheese from another client. Part of my salary is food samples. pic.twitter.com/O0x14EeQ7u

Okay, it’s the middle of February and it’s a little crazy that I’m still reviewing my 2019 photos… but, dang it.…

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Hey, squirrel. Those aren’t for you… ift.tt/2SMVpT9 pic.twitter.com/4qYlHWbQLe

RT @HeatherDoshay: Seeing a lot of people post their salaries, most of whom are deleting after for a variety of reasons. As someone who did…

This was *hard* to narrow down to five! I may have cheated a little – voted for 5, wrote in 3… Not sorry.

Help us pick our #WomensHistoryMonth playlist! From the greats of yesteryear to the most exciting new artists, we’re making a list of stories and songs to spotlight in March. https://t.co/gCZn2eoSar pic.twitter.com/k59rlGorA4

— The Current (@TheCurrent) February 15, 2020

serving with breakfast: hormelfoodservice.com/products/fonta… thanks, food agency workplace, for the meat samples!

RT @vmbrasseur: guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

MANY OF US ARE NOT GUYS

I know it’s difficult but please at…

I’m quitting tech to become my best friends.

Try this with tech instead: "I'm quitting tech to become" and then let predictive text decide your new career path.

I'm quitting tech to become the most popular man in the world https://t.co/Zeln47Otlb

— Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov) February 12, 2020

@NouvelleBlague How much u offering?

I got a late night pizza after kickboxing class tonight & I was accidentally given someone else’s za. It was take o…

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Just watched season 2, episode 5 of Call the Midwife and, please, let’s just let abortion be safe and legal.

@vincentopara4 not in a million years 👎

@dreamwell_ali as long as it makes coffee, that’s enough for me!

RT @JimMFelton: Imagine how fucking powerful this cat must feel pic.twitter.com/UtInzcC6wx

I just made a lungo capsule for the first time and I gotta admit… I don’t understand the difference. But I always…

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The moon was weird tonight. In fact, the whole sky seemed strange. ift.tt/2vdCuZy pic.twitter.com/u1R6dZ30Xp

Without fail, whenever I use rosemary for a recipe, this song runs through my brain. But only ever the wrong words.…

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@stevecantsmell oof! I already feel scattered enough – that would drive me over the edge. 😓

@stevecantsmell I am in touch with this… in my brain.

I have had two cups of coffee. LET’S MAKE SOME WEBSITES.

* I don’t usually caffeinate like this. This is A Lot. pic.twitter.com/m64EY7XpiE

@katie_LF Check out @TrexCookie or maybe @TankGoodnessTC. Otherwise I vote for @YumKitchen. 🍪

I still want to move to San Francisco. I have wanted to live there since high school so long ago. I love it so much…

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Where do hiccups come from? Asking for myself because these hiccups are annoying. pic.twitter.com/9l1vyGOOzt

Happy 10th birthday @FormidableForms! You make my WordPress life easier.

Reviewing April-June 2019 of my third Project 365 wp.me/pCoBp-adcPv

I keep forgetting to pay attention to commercials and stuff. pic.twitter.com/1I0i4jfaMj

RT @rationaldoge: “A lot of us remember the alleged simpler times when it was easier to pretend that entertainment was all it was.”

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@PropTartMN That is a good one! I watched Groundhog Day after I saw it.