Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

January 2020

@NouvelleBlague This made me giggle out loud.

8:03pm 30 Jan 2020

Several caption options here:
“A sugar-free diet means ordering the expensive margarita. #WorthIt
“I miss being wa…

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6:58pm 30 Jan 2020

RT @dpatrickrodgers: Julia Stiles as the school newspaper’s cyberpunk editor-in-chief on a 1994 episode of ‘Ghostwriter.’ I will never get…

8:26am 30 Jan 2020

Currently wondering if the reason I can’t cognitively give myself a French braid (I always end up doing a Dutch bra…

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6:30am 30 Jan 2020

@NouvelleBlague I don’t know how to quit Minnesota

6:21am 30 Jan 2020

@kir326 Same!! How do we get this idea approved?

6:20am 30 Jan 2020

Art/knit lunch is the best use of an indoors winter lunch break!
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#Ravelry #EatSleepKnit #ESKTinyOwlKnitsKAL

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1:16pm 28 Jan 2020

So I have a “blog more” goal this year… and I’m reminded of why I super-duper-extremely need to move to a new web…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221558336174395401

4:19pm 26 Jan 2020

3:06pm 26 Jan 2020

Intern Kylo Ren saying “okay boomer” to fit in just cracks. me. up.

11:12pm 25 Jan 2020

Willow, this is war – not agriculture! pic.twitter.com/w20f87Q6KH

11:00pm 24 Jan 2020

1:27pm 24 Jan 2020

#WordPress dev twitter: is there a way to query pages that use a specific Gutenberg block? #lazyweb

1:19pm 24 Jan 2020

Talking about personality types at work this morning. Coworker: “I’m a total empath; I get mad, stressed, etc. with…

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8:59am 23 Jan 2020

Its time for that vow renewal ceremony, @IsItTheGenes!

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9:22pm 21 Jan 2020

Ohhhh – Blue Monday. That feels right. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mond…

8:55am 20 Jan 2020

Wow, really resistant towards going to work today.

7:43am 20 Jan 2020

P5tog. I’m gonna need my super sharp chiaogoo needles… #KnitterProblems

7:53pm 18 Jan 2020

i didn’t mean to spend my whole morning working but hopefully my brain will shut up now

11:29am 18 Jan 2020

I don’t get a winter warm up vacation this winter, so I gotta take the pretending when I can.…

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8:26pm 16 Jan 2020

Monthly happy hour with my coworkers is a very good idea, even if my primary goal is to finally try out some new pl…

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8:58pm 15 Jan 2020

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8:54pm 15 Jan 2020

@BReynoldsMN As an Elantra driver and a salt for winter roads enthusiast, I would like to say I absolutely need MND…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217637638875893762

8:40pm 15 Jan 2020

Lessons from an Aeroccino: the almond milk that is shelf-stable ’til its opened doesn’t froth at all. The almond mi…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217088833973563394

8:19am 14 Jan 2020

At one point during my on-again sleep, I had a dream that I was so tired that I got out of bed, went to the middle…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217059836245966849

6:24am 14 Jan 2020

Missing: 3 hours worth of sleeping. Have you seen ‘em?

6:22am 14 Jan 2020

“All jobs are f*cked up. You do things that you wouldn’t necessarily choose to do in exchange for relevance and mon…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1216474661678211080

3:38pm 12 Jan 2020

My buddy and I are watching the shed hack episode of Making It and daydreaming about our shed that would be inspire…

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12:58pm 11 Jan 2020

I’m attempting a loom knit. I cast on once earlier tonight but it was definitely wrong, so I ripped it all off and…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215488227118895109

10:19pm 9 Jan 2020

“If you have a long block of text, or a long word, you can use the <wbr> tag to specify where in a body of text it…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215284546482118656

8:49am 9 Jan 2020