Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

November 2019

RT @MattTheBrand: therapist: you’re overthinking

me: what if-

therapist: don’t

me: WHAT IF

therapist:

me: what if everyone else is un…

1:06am 17 Nov 2019

Not only was it 10 years ago that I birthday-gifted myself Hawaii, but apparently 10 years ago in October was also…

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12:36am 17 Nov 2019

Why does vacation have to end? [319/365] ift.tt/33SixnJ pic.twitter.com/yltqDMxT3e

2:36am 16 Nov 2019

@karenmcgrane My sister, Karyn, has taken to collecting Karen memes with unbridled joy.

11:43am 15 Nov 2019

RT @yafavoriteaunty: My coworker is about to retire this year and has 250 PTO days… district is only going to pay her 30% of those, the r…

8:33pm 13 Nov 2019

Drove Maui for 11 hours. Drank some cocktails, took a relaxing bath, now husband and I are both legs-up-the-wall before bed.

4:18am 13 Nov 2019

RT @PrincessSushi: This is your reminder to change your furnace filter. A co-worker just found out his year old furnace wasn’t working firs…

10:58am 12 Nov 2019

Very lovely “do nothing” day included such fun little wildlife moments: Jason and I fed the koi (with permission),…

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2:02am 12 Nov 2019

Husband and I are comparing our “top five” freebie lists and two of mine are fictional – contextual, I guess, becau…

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11:43pm 11 Nov 2019

Touristing during football season: holy moly, football fans are loud.

10:53pm 11 Nov 2019

@rachellaitala You’re on 😉

7:35pm 11 Nov 2019

Successful “do nothing” day: I am bored. And SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

Also just chatted with an older lady about needl…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1194058620867973121

7:05pm 11 Nov 2019

Was so cranky I misspelled “Cabo” as “Maui” – the best place in Cabo spoiled us…

12:21pm 11 Nov 2019

10 years ago, my friend, Jen, stopped at a random gas station as we cruised around Oahu and put a spam musubi in my…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1193798609357213696

1:52am 11 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague It was about 3am when suddenly I just heard strange banging all around – first it sounded like it w…

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7:19pm 10 Nov 2019

Just destroyed some nachos. I get the hangries so easy.

7:18pm 10 Nov 2019

Havin’ real high class problems here in Maui… will just say we’ve been spoiled by the best place in Maui and our…

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6:33pm 10 Nov 2019

I am tired and I miss my cats. I need a nap. 💤

8:43am 10 Nov 2019

Either this hotel is haunted or people are assholes. But you know what? Ghosts are assholes, too, because they also…

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6:45am 10 Nov 2019

Halfway to the final destination for the week… [313/365] ift.tt/2Q5XTMD pic.twitter.com/3Abd0ZtOzp

11:52pm 9 Nov 2019

@kir326 Too easy!

6:34pm 9 Nov 2019

Why don’t airplanes board back to front?

2:22pm 9 Nov 2019

@doniamae Hugs to you 💞 thank you for sharing!

10:04pm 8 Nov 2019

How do I keep getting so lucky to have the nicest & most fantastic colleagues ever? 💞 [312/365]…

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9:52pm 8 Nov 2019

5:14pm 8 Nov 2019

I’m all for an early wake-up-and-get-at-‘em attitude, body, but 4am is maybe a little too early…

6:03am 8 Nov 2019

Two more sleeps ‘til this pile becomes airplane knitting! [311/365] ift.tt/2PVUhNm pic.twitter.com/9FzzUEjt9t

11:18pm 7 Nov 2019

I think it’s dumb to cut down an old-growth tree just to have a real Christmas tree in NYC. THERE I SAID IT.

But r…

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7:21am 7 Nov 2019

First Wednesdays Happy Hour, episode 4. Nice to have a regular little time for decompression with good people! [310…

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9:18pm 6 Nov 2019

Jason just saw me about to share this memory of the lovely, surprise bouquet he sent to me for my birthday 10 years…

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11:18pm 5 Nov 2019