July 2019
Ellipses from Accounting #HomeOfficeCat [198/365] ift.tt/2YcUAaU pic.twitter.com/4vO9SHbCuO
I can’t stop watching and laughing and laughing and laughing. Cats!
Watching in horror as you witness users try your product for the first time pic.twitter.com/1vcMP2njg9
— 10x designer (@darylginn) July 18, 2019
My dude is cutting our cable tomorrow. Gimme your best Roku & PS Vue tips.
Tiny, deaf, and old — but packs a mean bite when you don’t give her the cool whip on your pie. [196/365]…
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There is a toad living in my flower garden! My work here is done.
I’m sort of a terrible gardener because I forget that my little plants still need some assistance to have the best…
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Sitting outside, observing my kingdom. I see two ants dragging an inch worm-looking thing. Team work.
Next Saturday morning, do some yoga with me and donate to a good cause at the same time! facebook.com/story.php?stor…
@NouvelleBlague Maybe it was a prophecy??
Summer in Minnesota is so short, but, oops — today I decided to get all the details nailed down for my trip to Maui…
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Woke up from a dream that I was at @NouvelleBlague’s place and suddenly a Jeep flew over – old Bill & Ted and some…
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Getting the side-eye from Henry Chipmunk. (Or, the “missing eye,” really. I will never learn to read all of the ins…
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I *love* this idea: write a brag document! jvns.ca/blog/brag-docu… via @b0rk
Henry Chipmunk goes to the pool. #PlacesYouCanKnit #TeamKnitmunk [192/365]
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#Ravelry #EatSleepKnit #HenryChipmunk…
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Chipmunk status: head, ears, and shoulders. Oh, geez… will I be able to get this finished by the end of Friday??…
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I am not a monogamous knitter and I am okay with that. I am sort of terrible at finishing projects but I loooove st…
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Me too 😭
Who the fuck wrote this book about me pic.twitter.com/SkpwJeCLqE
— JC Lau 🦖 (@drjclau) July 7, 2019
It’s Team Spirit Week for @EatSleepKnitters’ Yarnathon! One emergency knit chipmunk coming up. Go, #TeamKnitmunk! […
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Doing math to figure out approximately how many human years are equal to an Asgardian year because that’s important…
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Good read! — 7 absolute truths I unlearned as junior developer via @monicalent monicalent.com/blog/2019/06/0…
This weekend I was able to visit all of my immediate grandparents (two of the four have passed) and happened upon m…
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Starting knitting clubs wherever I go! The Cool Aunts club here at #Sullyfest. [187/365] ift.tt/2NCDoYy pic.twitter.com/JvAwmXzVQF
No, men are never scary. /sarcasm
"Hi I want to buy your iPhone"
23 messages later
"I bet you'd stop being scared of rape if I showed you my cock, feminazi whore" pic.twitter.com/SNkgQlLiXC— товарищ バレンチニア (@DM_ME_YOUR_CATS) July 5, 2019
Perfect night for a ride with @DestinyYouthRanch. 💙 Iowa. #Sullyfest [186/365] ift.tt/2XGY7OP pic.twitter.com/puCRdm5zUD
RT @itsdaneesaur: Can everybody just Please look at this cat pic.twitter.com/GEPe1XzurJ
My internal clock is a total idiot but on the other hand, hotel waffle machine was all mine. pic.twitter.com/aItfR0JwTf
Finally got to meet one of the best boys in the world, Banjo. 🐶🧡 [185/365] ift.tt/2XmU1vE pic.twitter.com/u3I1MRabmh
Dalrymple: road trip!
Your campaign slogan is your last name + ":" + the last text you sent.
Mine is
"Dranger: yeah not everyone drives on Sunset Blvd"
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 1, 2018
New month, new calendar page. Get after it! [182/365] ift.tt/2XlbdBE pic.twitter.com/yp60ttHBod