Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

March 2019

I was at the Mall of America today for the MidwestPHP conference. I didn’t really take any shareable photos during…

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10:41pm 8 Mar 2019

RT @omnicolor: I never thought about writing user stories for malicious users. Great idea from @iancoldwater. #mwphp19

3:23pm 8 Mar 2019

Use a screen reader on your website. It’ll be horrifying and eye-opening! NVDA for Windows, VoiceOver for Mac. @carynrlp #mwphp19

1:48pm 8 Mar 2019

@carynrlp: “If you’re not colorblind, you’ve probably only associated the color red with love or errors… maybe th…

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1:31pm 8 Mar 2019

@carynrlp points to WebAIM’s recent “million” project – staggering findings about the inaccessibility of the web’s…

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1:24pm 8 Mar 2019

15% of the worlds population lives with disability. 20% in the US! Accessibility is so important! @carynrlp giving…

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1:06pm 8 Mar 2019

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12:58pm 8 Mar 2019

Math in mobile-first CSS has everyone’s heads like 🤯 – thanks, @jen4web!! #mwphp19

11:48am 8 Mar 2019

Omggg I have got to try CSS variables in my Sass. I knew @jen4web would get me excited about more CSS in my life!…

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11:28am 8 Mar 2019

Attending @jen4web’s CSS modern layouts session. I already love Flex, but I know I can love it more. #mwphp19 pic.twitter.com/pPplRUeXkW

11:03am 8 Mar 2019

Delighted by @SaraMG’s reference to “syntactic sugar” in PHP7.3 – trailing commas. 😆 #mwphp19

10:38am 8 Mar 2019

Same! I had no idea.

10:06am 8 Mar 2019

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9:47am 8 Mar 2019

RT @anaxamaxan: Article mentioned by @JessicaMauerhan in her #mwphp19 keynote: How Developers Stop Learning: Rise of the Expert Beginner -…

9:28am 8 Mar 2019

I have colleagues who have thanked me for being so nice. 🤔 @JessicaMauerhan #mwphp19 pic.twitter.com/01Uv5wkKlo

9:11am 8 Mar 2019

@doniamae Now I’m that awkward girl laughing out loud, alone 😉

8:43am 8 Mar 2019

Don’t mind me – just that awkward girl making a mess with powdered sugar pastry in the ballroom. #mwphp19

8:38am 8 Mar 2019

Why are the conferences I attend always on Friday/Saturday now? I am exhausted from a busy work week and I don’t kn…

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7:14am 8 Mar 2019

Desk decorations are proportionately weird based on how long you’ve occupied a desk. Is that baby flipping me off?…

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6:41am 8 Mar 2019

Mentally preparing myself for #mwphp19 tomorrow, as well as charging up the portable batteries and getting signed i…

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10:32pm 7 Mar 2019

Crowded into the Aster Cafe’s River Room with 750 other people to see Dan Navarro perform once again. Always one of…

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11:41pm 6 Mar 2019

Portrait mode for that bacon. 🥓 This is the only thing I took a photo of today and I’m not mad because it was delic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1103153694558900224

10:41pm 5 Mar 2019

German Studies BA & Front End Developer 👋

6:46am 5 Mar 2019

I got an Amazon Fire over the weekend because my iPad 2 is dying. All I use it for is YouTube & a browser-based yog…

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6:44am 5 Mar 2019

Breakfast at 6am, dinner at 6pm. I can’t just always leave food out for them because these fools will overeat and m…

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10:41pm 4 Mar 2019

15 years in tech and I literally did get a side gig at a yarn store and I was sad when it ended and I wish it could…

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10:14pm 4 Mar 2019

“Are you still watching Grace & Frankie?” I’ve never felt more judged, Netflix. pic.twitter.com/5RSGOOi0yS

10:04pm 4 Mar 2019

I have so many home and garden plans for this year but they all involve outside temps over 50°. At minimum. Please.…

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8:41pm 3 Mar 2019

@SaraSoueidan Ooh – I had no idea! Thank you for this post! Definitely gonna put it to good use! 👌

9:36am 3 Mar 2019

Some of my purchases at Target today… I’m ready for spring. [61/365] ift.tt/2tJyfB6 pic.twitter.com/2Ue1ZBVwzw

10:41pm 2 Mar 2019