Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

March 2019

@doniamae They sure do

3:49pm 14 Mar 2019

The only photo I took on day 72 of the year was of my neighbor’s epic icicle, so I decided to dig way back in my Fl…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106173603593285634

6:41am 14 Mar 2019

@doniamae Yeah, seems like an obvious answer… don’t run?

6:02am 14 Mar 2019

Friendly reminder from a humble website maker: free services/services you host through another party can be taken a…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105967012793208832

5:00pm 13 Mar 2019

Who’s shocked by this new college admissions scandal? Other rich people.

6:15am 13 Mar 2019

The desperation for more cheese is so deep that she’ll stoop to licking my fingers when I’m done. [71/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105675304532627457

9:41pm 12 Mar 2019

And a robin just flew by my kitchen window, landed on the fence nearby, and looked at me as if to say, “Spring is c…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105609448024879105

5:20pm 12 Mar 2019

RT @beep: good morning @webaim tested the top one million home pages for accessibility issues and the results are equal parts FASCINATING a…

11:45am 12 Mar 2019

Today feels like a fully loaded Monday.

10:37am 12 Mar 2019

A mystery lovely person left some cookies on my desk while I was out. 😍 Also: I miss Cabo. [70/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105312917438771200

9:41pm 11 Mar 2019

RT @ari4nne: Tech conference organizers: have you offered diversity scholarships for your events? Would you be willing to answer a few ques…

8:57pm 11 Mar 2019

🎶 It’s a marshmallow world jn the winter 🎶 except spring is not allowed to be late this year because we’ve certainl…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104920300729393154

7:41pm 10 Mar 2019

Watching an old episode of Match Game. Gene Rayburn was giving the celebrity panel hell about their terrible matche…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104787303711625218

10:53am 10 Mar 2019

This was a slide in Jason MacCreary’s presentation, “Writing Code That Lasts” (and spotted again later in Amy Gebha…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104769331899088896

9:41am 10 Mar 2019

@joeld Very intriguing, goofy, and so sad!

10:36pm 9 Mar 2019

I just watched the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I feel so mesmerized… and confused. pic.twitter.com/e8hRYiCiL8

10:26pm 9 Mar 2019

RT @michaellehmkuhl: Theme of #mwphp19: Soft skills and humanity, FTW!

2:50pm 9 Mar 2019

Genuinely pleased by “purr programming” callout, @amlyhamm 😻

2:19pm 9 Mar 2019

Standard internet cats always welcome in presentations! @amlyhamm #mwphp19 pic.twitter.com/mibUvOGOEc

2:16pm 9 Mar 2019

Intrigued by the redesign of the coupon code area of mobile checkout – collapsing the input areas reduces distracti…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104463491308679174

1:26pm 9 Mar 2019

Mobile optimization tip for e-commerce: replacing the cart icon with a lock icon increased sales by 17%! (Presentat…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104458912353394689

1:08pm 9 Mar 2019

@kamranayub Same!

12:54pm 9 Mar 2019

Will I be spending the night at MoA tonight? Maybe… but I forgot my knitting! Luckily there is a yarn shop somewh…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104441593686360066

11:59am 9 Mar 2019

Rule of Three combats getting stuck in DRY methodology- allow some repetition to find patterns & best abstraction f…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104424526581022720

10:51am 9 Mar 2019

I comment my code for myself because I sometimes can’t remember why I made a decision 😆 but converting my comments…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104422364559872000

10:43am 9 Mar 2019

RT @JessicaMauerhan: Be stronger than fear

#mwphp19 pic.twitter.com/pgUSn3PSGg

10:06am 9 Mar 2019

Just learned about “presenteeism” from @matthewtrask: being present physically but not mentally. I googled and the…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104403922914025472

9:29am 9 Mar 2019

RT @JessicaMauerhan: The 12 stages of burnout include apathy, lethargy, sleep deprivation, lack of appetite, and eventually depression

#mw…

9:26am 9 Mar 2019

1 in 5 people suffer from mental health issues. @matthewtrask urges those “1s” to share their story & allies to hel…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104398637705117696

9:08am 9 Mar 2019

Pointed out a table where I had seated myself to some friends by saying “that gentleman wearing the flannel is at t…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1104395680301367296

8:57am 9 Mar 2019