March 2019
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa) March 19, 2019
I received this sweet little beauty today. 😊💚 [79/365] ift.tt/2WfQNoD pic.twitter.com/CHxmQxPBfm
I hope I win my $2 back. 🤞
Here’s my final bracket results. Husband just looked and laughed, “quite a few Cinderalla stories here.”
Him: “wha…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108559862227759104
I’ve gotten myself into a spot where I have to choose between Victor E. Viking and Victor E. Bull. How can I choose??
I am intrigued by Pistol Pete.
Definitely the Bearcats. pic.twitter.com/yjz3AAntdh
I realized that I wanted to vote for the Landshark but decided Virginia would beat them. Husband says if it was a S…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108550150174228482
Him: “Don’t bother looking at their records. It doesn’t make a difference.”
Me: “It could make a difference. In the…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108547465060511749
“The Anteaters! How is that intimidating?”
I feel like schools that don’t take advantage of their mascot in their logo shouldn’t even both trying. Where’s the whimsy?
“George Clooney! I’m gonna vote for his school.”
I wish I could live stream my process for choosing my March Madness brackets so that my husband doesn’t have to be…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108543877106073600
@doniamae @sethdrobinson Aw, congrats! 🎉
I’m finally thinking about selling my PS2. It’s been a long time since I’ve played SSX Tricky… and, sadly, I don’…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108350440016658433
Every morning lately I get a guilt trip about leaving the house — just when a certain feline is ready for a nap nea…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108211994820333569
@diana_rajchel Yes! That makes perfect sense.
@diana_rajchel I am feeling a little less grumpy at the moment, but when I really start thinking about I get angry…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108191834390581248
RT @parkahux: I’ll ask again – Please stop hiring a sole UX contributor into your org to do the work of 5 people, with no career path, no m…
RT @Everyday_IA: HOLY CATS: PRE-ORDERS ARE LIVE abookapart.com/products/every…
@diana_rajchel I think of my best Twitter rants when I’m driving and can’t fully expand upon my grumpiness.
I’m tired of other women telling me to be happy/present/find joy/enjoy life. When I’m stressed/tired/sad, their rem…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108137343138086914
Double feature kinda night. 🧙♂️ Nifflers and Zouwus 4ever. [77/465] ift.tt/2Hv6zcd pic.twitter.com/gJRz8WVaV6
@dreamwell_ali That’s a little different – at least it’s more familiar!
There are many ways to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. This year, I chose cheese. [76/365] ift.tt/2FkqlEV pic.twitter.com/Bprm29d3PS
Giving me the “opportunity to rewrite legacy code” is not the way to sell me a job. That sounds like I’ll be buildi…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1107429334187413504
Bit of a crush now. [75/365] ift.tt/2TYNJjD pic.twitter.com/510V4kuYuu
RT @Jessicae13Eaton: Every time a woman or girl says the words:
‘I know this is a stupid question but…’
Before they ask a completely r…
Flashback Friday to that time my bro and I rode a jackalope at Wall Drug. Happy 40th, Ryan! (I still don’t think th…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106732263142801408
I’m nearing the end of this ADVENTurer scarf so tonight I took some time to get started on weaving in the ends. It’…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106384982405275648