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It is dumb that @AMC_TV puts an hour-long show on between @TheWalkingDead and @AMCTalkingDead. Either cancel Talki…

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That tail cross though ❣️ [89/365] ift.tt/2YCsl36 pic.twitter.com/MAC7A62m2a

@avonelleL I’m starting a project with EZTexting. On a call yesterday they seemed very much willing to partner and…

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Five years ago. My Nurse Gramma has passed away so I joined my sister and her family for the road trip home. I bare…

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JK Rowling reveals that you have to be at home and then suddenly get to a point in time and you will have a fun day.

Type “JK Rowling reveals that you” and tap the centre predictive word until it forms a sentence.

— 9GAG (@9GAG) March 28, 2019

Why do I never learn my lesson? No ghost shows before bed. How am I ever going to get to sleep?

I bravely checked the two egress windows. They’re both small but who knows! Someone could shimmy in if they get the…

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I don’t remember this tennis ball but my husband said it’s always been in the toy basket. Okay, but since I didn’t…

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Sometimes it kinda sounds more urgent? And just sends a concern into my brain. A few minutes ago I decided to go in…

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Every now and then my Siamese will start loudly meowing and yowling. I’m not sure what’s happening but I know he’s…

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RT @csswizardry: But now, in 2019, @Malarkey—whose writing and research paved the way for a lot of my own work entering this field—is helpi…

I went to the beach today. It was not exactly the sort of beach I wish I could visit so easily. [86/365]…

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I visited the gnome tree today. They seem to have survived this past snowiest-winter-since-the-1960s with a smile.…

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I need a meme to properly convey how terrible/how much I hate when someone proposes a link that reads “click here”…

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What’s worse: a ghost in your baby’s room or 5,000 surprise pop up windows? people.com/human-interest…

She always manages to get water on the side of her face when she drinks from the kitty water fountain. And no matte…

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I’ve only tried it for 5 seconds and I’m already in love!

That’s an interesting color picker, with previews and color schemes preselected by featured artists.

↬ Color Supplyhttps://t.co/WPoJbSEx4Y pic.twitter.com/9V3TcUQDZe

— Smashing Magazine (@smashingmag) March 24, 2019

I rarely sit at my dining table, but I am today to sort through yarn from a project I just finished. The window is…

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✅ Days 24 and 25! And can you believe I actually got all those dang ends woven in, too? pic.twitter.com/RYg2GQSOxZ

Soon this will be the Real Deal. (Not soon enough!) [81/365] ift.tt/2TQwMsd pic.twitter.com/dByY3B0a2T

RT @NEStatePatrol: None of this is supposed to be under water.

Here’s what the Missouri River looks like just across from Nebraska City in…

@TheCurrent @BrianOake @Ylvis I don’t think I’ve ever realized how funny this song is! What *does* the fox say?

Above 30°?! Definitely not wearing a coat to work today.

Readers, it was currently 31°F.

My iPhone continues to sync the calendar of a colleague whose calendar I don’t even have sharing privileges with……

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