February 2019
So you want to set a record for snowfall in February, huh? #nothanks #howdoimovesomewherethatisalwayswarm [50/365]…
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Here is a real problem I have: chicken causes me extreme tooth sensitivity pain. The “prescription” toothpaste from…
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Jason: “wow, the moon is really big tonight!”
Me, 10 minutes later and seeing the moon shine through the blinds fro…
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“Having a talk about llamas doesn’t make them llamas.” <3
Have the talk: https://t.co/aZrdQcFlum #depressionlies #YouAreNotAlone pic.twitter.com/lpl1vRlJGv
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) February 18, 2019
@ari4nne oh crud – i meant crow pose! it was definitely bed time. pic.twitter.com/n2girJuT1z
I attempted pigeon pose for just a second too long, fell forward, and bonked my head. Then I let down my knees and…
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Not gonna lie: I’m getting really tired of ssk yo and yo k2tog. I knocked out three colors on this scarf this weeke…
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Watching hours of HGTV’s Beach Hunters pretending I’m looking for my own sunny, warm beach house.
I have the meat. Just one meat. But I have a lot of it. [47/365] bit.ly/2V2g9pr pic.twitter.com/uMq0UGHRvm
@MNWallflower confession time: i’m sort of ready to just quit altogether. but i’ve been going to this class for 4+…
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@katie_LF if only! alas, i will just keep going because it’s good for me. i guess.
@zacharyjohnson realtwitter.com helps a little
Is it wrong to want to get pregnant so I can quit going to kickboxing Saturday morning or…?
Last night I had a dream about Maui… but I’m not going until November. Which had me thinking about the last time…
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@doniamae I love these sequin things too
For Christmas, Jason bought me a Valentine’s Day date to see Potted Potter! It was such an excellent show; my face…
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This morning I made all of my colleagues my Valentine over heart-shaped bagels and a presentation about wacky Valen…
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PLEASE STOP MEOWING. [44/365] bit.ly/2EbH6S7 pic.twitter.com/9hLtdRIX8d
Today was the final weigh in for my fourth attempt to Beat the Bird with @wtastlouispark. I didn’t make my goal but…
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Tangled kitty, how’d you get so tangled? [42/365]
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#eatsleepknit bit.ly/2tk4RRP pic.twitter.com/yzL2dWAVaH
Giving my colleagues a whirlwind tour of Taiwan from my point of view. I just quickly reviewed all the photos I pic…
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RT @StoryofEverest: For those that missed Janelle Monae’s full performance at the Grammys, here you go.
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Spring is just around the corner, little rhododendron. Hang in there. 🌸 [41/365] bit.ly/2SGkGjP pic.twitter.com/nBtytIHoaL
Dang I wish I was singing with Dolly. #Grammys2019 pic.twitter.com/0St1GKtCYO
@rationaldoge No hat, no gloves, barely a scarf! Asking for a fierce cold.
I’m most disappointed that people of influence aren’t dressed appropriately for the weather. Everyone is going to get sick!
RT @DisavowTrump20: Kamala Harris is “not likeable.”
Elizabeth Warren is “a liar.”
Amy Klobuchar is “mean.”
Kirsten Gillibrand is “too…
All caught up! Please don’t ask how many ends I’ve woven in. [40/365]
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#ravelry #esktrackerkal #teamknitmunk…
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Yesterday morning I went out to clear the snow off my car before heading to work. As I opened the door of the fence…
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Every winter Jason and I start making a list of places we’d rather live… I guess at least the snow is pretty some…
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