Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

July 2018

No kink connector protector! #hosegoals youtu.be/V8ltv0_MMg4

8:55pm 31 Jul 2018

If you’re a web dev in the Twin Cities & want to work with me/have previously worked with me & you’re open to some…

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2:35pm 31 Jul 2018

@doniamae Ha! I’ll have to take a pen to it later 😆

6:09am 31 Jul 2018

I am developing my most amazing bruise on my leg from a near-catastrophic canoe fail yesterday. I don’t usually bru…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1024130348484112384

9:11pm 30 Jul 2018

@doniamae Thanks, friend ❣️

4:49pm 30 Jul 2018

My introvertness hurts so I am eating my feelings during my alone time tonight. pic.twitter.com/0NOoNmpvgo

4:42pm 30 Jul 2018

🎶 A goose and a frog, well they did ride… 🎶 ift.tt/2LuD6S2 pic.twitter.com/sp0YnjsnXo

5:41pm 28 Jul 2018

My first pair of socks were knit one at a time, cuff down, with a standard heel flap.
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My second pair was knit two…

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12:41pm 26 Jul 2018

@doniamae Professional knitter/crocheter/crafting person. At least for front-end dev – the business of putting puzzles together!

7:09am 26 Jul 2018

There is a baby bun living around my backyard and I just want to hug it. 😭🐰😭🐰😭

8:01pm 25 Jul 2018

hi, i’ve been making websites officially with an official job title similar to “website maker” for about 10 years a…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022237505230446593

3:49pm 25 Jul 2018

This weekend is my neighborhood knit group’s 3rd annual retreat to a lakeside cabin “up north” (an hour from the ci…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1022220364343070720

2:41pm 25 Jul 2018

yes, okay, i’ll take it. when do we leave? “The Perfect Three-Day Weekend in Napa Valley” travelandleisure.com/weekend-getawa… via @TravelLeisure

12:17pm 25 Jul 2018

When Apple Watch reminds you to stand up for a moment but you’ve been standing for an hour pic.twitter.com/8y981bG2tb

9:51am 25 Jul 2018

@dreamwell_ali now that i’ve solved it though? this filter list is dang cool! my designer gives me excellent challenges.

3:28pm 24 Jul 2018

I was missing a little -1… stackoverflow.com/a/18867667/104…

1:12pm 24 Jul 2018

i am javascript fatigued: how do i check to see if a div has a class (among multiple classes) that matches at least…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1021825503056080898

12:32pm 24 Jul 2018

@dreamwell_ali Hilarious, though!

8:39am 24 Jul 2018

omg 😆

7:37am 24 Jul 2018

When the dude doesn’t have time for dinner at home and I’m already hungry and now I don’t know what to eat pic.twitter.com/BXeODX9rR5

4:46pm 23 Jul 2018

@doniamae 😆 or I’ll only just wear it one way because I’m not super fancy

9:56pm 21 Jul 2018

I bought the “7 Days 7 Ways” cardigan from Eddie Bauer but it doesn’t come with instructions! #somanybuttons

8:43pm 21 Jul 2018

Having deja vu with tonight’s episode of Jimmy Fallon. Weren’t the Robin Hood guys on last week??

9:57pm 20 Jul 2018

The thing about a pint of ice cream that claims to be cookies & cream but only contains about two cookies is that y…

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9:10pm 20 Jul 2018

Have definitely been sitting under a cat pile, knitting, and binge watching Netflix but my Apple Watch just told me…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020399175807242240

2:04pm 20 Jul 2018

Officially a two-pairs-of-Rothy’s owner. I dig these shoes so much. (Message me if you want more info or if you nee…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1020363157183885312

11:41am 20 Jul 2018

Lookit dis teeny croissant. ❣️ ift.tt/2Nr0Piz pic.twitter.com/TW6VNIzru2

9:41pm 19 Jul 2018

Hot job tip from @dreamwell_ali: anyone looking for a new front end gig? …ackbaud-careers.employeereferrals.com/jobs/wdAobC6QXY

8:49pm 19 Jul 2018

@crayongirl_linz Karma for the cruddy neighbor! 😉

11:15am 18 Jul 2018

@crayongirl_linz Yuck! People can be such jerks. 🙁

10:56am 18 Jul 2018