May 2018
Sio wishes I would just leave her adorable little, pink toe beans alone but I can’t resist them! 😍…
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@casiestewart Venice! Or Naples. Maaaaybe Paris… or Barcelona… how to pick?!
Muting people on Instagram: to be honest, I became quite comfortable with unfollowing friends (or “friends,” really…
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i have several pet spiders at the moment. i don’t like it, but i do appreciate that they may be helping to reduce t…
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Last year. This year.
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I totally channeled my HGTV favorites, @detroitdesign & @mina_starsiak_hawk during this cra…
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Please, lord, let this be my last trip to the hardware store for quite some time.
RT @419vince: It’s a snail race
just tap a snail and retweet pls
Ellipses sure is getting grumpy in his old age. (He’s almost 12!) ift.tt/2xivLhQ pic.twitter.com/sh08gVOhZx
Happy happiest day of the year! (Thanks for the treats, @mexicodeb — and @sarahjanesbakeryne!) #summerhoursrock…
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“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.” Barista wisdom as I order a slushy drink full of Real Milk. #yolo…
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“1. We are motivated to make our org better. 2. We care about work more than anyone else.” ««« I am so in touch wi…
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I just took this survey & all I could think is: when did the web get so complicated? (Okay, I also thought: should…
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@PropTartMN Of course!!
I should have my own HGTV show called “Amy gets in over her head.” #futurepatiolife ift.tt/2s52EZm pic.twitter.com/4hhbn2xG98
When your service window estimate is between 7am and noon… 😴
If I knew more about Shell/SSH, I could probably have faster @DeployBotHQ deployments… or even if I just had a te…
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Knitters, when you buy this pattern you’ll be helping out those in Flint, MI, who still don’t have clean water.…
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I love it when people describe animals as “mean” after they’ve caged them, taken away their home, threatened their families, etc. 🙄
RT @grigs: I did not know about the accessibility info in the Chrome color picker. That’s a nice tool. The line shows where contrast ratio…
I sure wish I could have a summer without drama from my driveway neighbors. It’s so tiring.
@StanGrabowski Ugh 🙁
@StanGrabowski Yes! We even added a billing account to get a “secret” increase in usage, but still on a free trial…
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One of my clients’ websites has a product locator map tool, powered by Google Maps JS API. I’ve been struggling for…
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“It was never about me. But it hurt me. And it could have been so much worse.”
All the takes about how women need to be careful to “reject men nicely” have got me a teensy bit upset. I think I need to share a story now.
When I was in high school, a boy asked me to a formal dance. I didn’t find him attractive in the least. Zero chemistry. I said no, nicely.
— Shannon French (@SEFrench) May 21, 2018
@amywoo Instructions are usually in your manual if you can’t find someone to help, but I bet you can!
Happiest week of the year? Summer hours start this Friday! 🌞
RT @adigoesswimming: My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He sa…
RT @amandapalmer: whatever forces conspired – british people, weddings – to get millions of humans on the planet to simultaneously listen t…
Idina Menzel on Undercover Boss… might just be the best episode after Kylo Ren’s.
Cast off fancy wet cat food in the office kitchenette this morning. My kitties are getting spoiled this weekend, woot woot!