Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

March 2018

I wrote this tweet a half hour ago and it doesn’t make any sense. I don’t even know how to describe this problem.

10:06am 30 Mar 2018

I’ve been wrestling #WordPress all week again. I’ve solved some stuff, but now my mystery: the save_post function a…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979744622422515713

9:38am 30 Mar 2018

@StanGrabowski It IS a small world after all! 😀

9:36am 30 Mar 2018

The perils of working with hand-dyed yarn: those needles didn’t used to be purple and those… instagram.com/p/Bg7l6ULHmU6/

8:47pm 29 Mar 2018

Happy Founder’s Day celebration day!
.
So far I’ve only eaten two of these cookies. It’s about… instagram.com/p/Bg6uPSZHAi7/

1:01pm 29 Mar 2018

My mister and I are officially going to Scotland this fall and I swear the map is different every time I look at it…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/979088210444865536

2:09pm 28 Mar 2018

A sock fell out of my basket of clean laundry so I’ll never get it back. It belongs to the… instagram.com/p/Bg09I5HHEYT/

6:55am 27 Mar 2018

When Monday is grey and there aren’t any green plants alive outdoors, go to the bakery next door… instagram.com/p/Bgy4uTkHHiY/

11:39am 26 Mar 2018

RT @TheStagmania: Stormy: the president had sex with me while his wife was post-partum and tried to coerce me into doing it again, then his…

10:24am 26 Mar 2018

@dreamwell_ali I’ve been meaning to… I just didn’t plan to! Ha.

9:12am 26 Mar 2018

Super!* Seems that the latest Firefox update is forcing .dev local URLs to https also, so all of my dev environment…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/978278907328819202

8:34am 26 Mar 2018

No call/contact history for me! Of note: I’ve never given my cell number to FB. 🤗

8:28am 26 Mar 2018

@Marsalla Go here: facebook.com/settings and there is a small link to “download your data” or something similar!

8:17am 26 Mar 2018

I just requested my FB data…

7:57am 26 Mar 2018

“Is it a special occasion?”
“I mean… we’re kind of celebrating.”
🥂 @ The Tavern Grill instagram.com/p/Bgtqw1SHzJm/

11:00am 24 Mar 2018

It’s embarrassing just how often I haven’t been here to eat (about a mile from home), but I… instagram.com/p/Bgrzpo4ndwt/

5:40pm 23 Mar 2018

Yarn addiction elevated: just booked a weekend flight to visit Atlanta and @eatsleepknit AND take a class about dying yarn. All the fangirl.

11:52am 23 Mar 2018

Hello, my name is Amy and I am a yarnaholic.
.
I placed an order for more yarn during… instagram.com/p/BgmlaucHmaI/

4:59pm 21 Mar 2018

@amandagebhard Hugs 😔

12:09pm 21 Mar 2018

@amandagebhard I’m in touch with this reaction today.

10:41am 21 Mar 2018

Sometimes the project managers need to award* a 💩.
.
* It’s not a good award to receive. @ JT Mega instagram.com/p/Bgl0opMBzK_/

9:52am 21 Mar 2018

Y’all… if I just let myself cry every time I felt like crying, I would def be alone in this life forever.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976207763738112000

3:24pm 20 Mar 2018

Yesterday the US post office misdelivered a package of mine to an apartment building about 3 blocks away. They know…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976196366732062728

2:38pm 20 Mar 2018

@crayongirl_linz I’m glad you have at least one supportive colleague. That HR policy sounds like a bunch of crap. 🙁 <3

9:04am 20 Mar 2018

RT @ClaireSuellen: Lately, friends in different industries have voiced admiration at my choice to consult / build my businesses. “I could n…

9:03am 20 Mar 2018

@marktimemedia This sort of reinforces some thoughts I’ve been having about my own “professional self-care” practic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976111940383727617

9:03am 20 Mar 2018

As if anyone needed convincing. #RIPPrince gq.com/story/how-to-b…

9:21pm 19 Mar 2018

Today an expensive order of hand-dyed yarn was misdelivered by the post office (and not yet recovered, as far as I…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/975921838277713920

8:27pm 19 Mar 2018

@doniamae @sethdrobinson Cute ☺️ Congratulations!

8:25pm 19 Mar 2018

RT @rachelandrew: I’m doing some research for an article. If you are using CSS Grid on a live website, I would love you to fill in this for…

6:18am 19 Mar 2018