Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

September 2017

@ms_ericaaaaa It’s been a few months since I used the app and it seems to have gotten more annoying.

2:08pm 24 Sep 2017

Can I only prevent suggested songs from interrupting my Spotify playlist if I have a paid account? I want to listen to the songs I picked!

1:09pm 24 Sep 2017

I would watch this kinda football.

6:54pm 23 Sep 2017

If I didn’t already have a house, I would buy this house. Maybe you need a house? fb.me/19aOS6hKO

3:12pm 23 Sep 2017

The heat is exhausting. I don’t mean the heat outside – have you ever had two fat & warm… instagram.com/p/BZZP5BYHU73/

1:01pm 23 Sep 2017

@dreamwell_ali I once had a personal trainer who asked me to food journal but it was a trial & expensive. But I could afford it now, maybe.

11:29am 23 Sep 2017

How do I make food journaling “work”? Writing is my jam, tracking via app isn’t. But writing doesn’t get me feedback… or accountability.

7:58am 23 Sep 2017

I LOVE YARN, Y’ALL. fb.me/1RRzqm77R

5:26pm 22 Sep 2017

Update: he came back for his loot at some point today. Temporary leaf pile storage! I should charge rent.

4:25pm 22 Sep 2017

@doniamae decided today was the day for the sandwich of my dreams! pic.twitter.com/9k5TQzCUD2

11:21am 22 Sep 2017

@amandaesque Of course you do! 😄 I have done some of the Yarnathon quizzes but I haven’t actually purchased anything yet!

10:24am 22 Sep 2017

@amandaesque EEEEEEE are you grabbing one of these?! I’m trying to decide if I’m allowed to splurge. 😬

8:39am 22 Sep 2017

@doniamae I was immediately tempted to go dig around to find out what it was but then thought I’d let it be… for now.

8:33am 22 Sep 2017

It was pretty adorable, though, watching him pat down the leaves on top to really secure whatever it was.

7:07am 22 Sep 2017

Watched a squirrel bury some kinda food in a leaf pile in my driveway, so he’s definitely going to survive winter. 🐿

6:58am 22 Sep 2017

@PropTartMN Mostly it was fine but the after-flavor was not good.

4:48pm 21 Sep 2017

Now I know! apple kitkat: ew, no

2:59pm 21 Sep 2017

47 days ’til I’m back in one of those chairs. #notsoonenough @ JT Mega instagram.com/p/BZUIW01HRyJ/

1:19pm 21 Sep 2017

@hellogrobe tortilla chips are my kryptonite, too. they are so good!

12:31pm 21 Sep 2017

Contact Form works fine, SMTP testing plugins work fine, comment notifications refuse to send. Google-fu is also failing me today.

12:30pm 21 Sep 2017

I wish I was hanging out with my cats right now.

11:50am 21 Sep 2017

currently going crazy because my dumb wordpress site won’t email comment notifications

10:11am 21 Sep 2017

Email subject line: “Amy, you’re not using the official Gmail app”
Me: “Gmail, you can suck it.”

9:44pm 20 Sep 2017

@katie_LF Maybe I’m old fashioned but all of these questions translate to me as “ask him if he’s total asshat” – weird?

9:28pm 20 Sep 2017

I’m an adult. 🐱🍑 pic.twitter.com/vB5c7yZ2YA

7:17pm 20 Sep 2017

@joeld Classy!

6:51pm 20 Sep 2017

The World’s Fair is still a thing?

5:08pm 20 Sep 2017

@amandaesque That place was tasty! The fun lunch outing I had there with you and @jesshorwitz is def in the top of the lunch outing charts.

12:44pm 20 Sep 2017

@doniamae There’s a cheese shop/deli at a booze shop nearby & I want to go there but 40 minutes doesn’t feel like e…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/910538584498868224

10:18am 20 Sep 2017

I have wanted an amazing sandwich or something for lunch for the longest time but I can’t think of where I can find the magic I seek.

9:52am 20 Sep 2017