Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

June 2017

I sometimes have to edit myself to prevent excessive use of exclamation points. I love them.

11:48am 14 Jun 2017

@dreamwell_ali There’s a photo of you & Karyn & someone holding each other’s hair to your faces like mustaches. I h…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/875045104741998593

11:39am 14 Jun 2017

@eryno the housing market is brutal right now! I found a house crush last fall and it was practically gone before I even got home again.

11:36am 14 Jun 2017

@dreamwell_ali Welllll he’s still pretty darn good lookin’! And he still has the *moves*

11:34am 14 Jun 2017

What do you do when your tiny strawberry patch never produces enough berries to do anything… instagram.com/p/BVU4CsRnOIX/

10:10am 14 Jun 2017

@doniamae Crazy! Maaaaybe I’ll go inside if I ever get the opportunity…

8:59am 14 Jun 2017

Am I connected with any other front-end devs in Mpls/St Paul who are looking for a new gig? I have a lead for you – DM me for details.

8:33am 14 Jun 2017

@hilarysk Or Minnesota + ocean, depends where you’re from 😉 I love Maine!

8:09am 14 Jun 2017

@doniamae How does it stand up?? I think I would be scared to go in there.

8:08am 14 Jun 2017

I meet Jordan Knight in approximately 7 hours. I’m not counting down the minutes or anything… pic.twitter.com/IcpoVT0hFv

8:06am 14 Jun 2017

@doniamae I did it! It kinda worked 😉

9:14pm 13 Jun 2017

@doniamae Hmm – a quick smoothie might be possible!

8:15pm 13 Jun 2017

What’s in my house that I can eat as a substitute for an ice cream craving? There were too many little leaguers at DQ but now I regret.

8:11pm 13 Jun 2017

RT @collinskeith: Neat: list of words that make valid CSS hex colors: c0ffee.surge.sh pic.twitter.com/qZc4lJn9zY

2:09pm 13 Jun 2017

@ruralgrrrl 😬

1:48pm 13 Jun 2017

This fence that I’m getting is turning out to be a Defining Moment in my life. Who knew that’d be a thing?

12:14pm 13 Jun 2017

Current status: #NKOTB tomorrow night. pic.twitter.com/gzlXLVRqvL

8:54am 13 Jun 2017

@doniamae Ok: an hour for the email, forever for the text message – because the number isn’t actually he business’s. 🙄

6:28pm 12 Jun 2017

How long do I give my fence contractor to reply to my text message? And my email?

6:18pm 12 Jun 2017

I wish I had the skillz to do all of my home improvements myself. I’m sick of working with contractors I don’t know.

4:15pm 12 Jun 2017

Arrived home to fence progress, yay! Unfortunately there’s a big perimeter layout mistake, boo! 💩

4:11pm 12 Jun 2017

@PropTartMN They worked 😉 um, my friend confirmed…

3:17pm 12 Jun 2017

When your office’s power goes out, does the bathroom still, uh, work? Asking for a friend.

2:58pm 12 Jun 2017

12:55pm 12 Jun 2017

“It’s so comfortable…to lead [a] life where your colleagues are your friends… But maybe that comes at a cost.” hackernoon.com/for-inclusive-…

8:46pm 11 Jun 2017

Put 2 garden debris bags at my curb yesterday. After this a.m.’s storms I noticed 1 was missing. Stolen? No, washed over to the neighbor’s.

8:57am 11 Jun 2017

@doniamae is there a #wtfjapan hashtag yet?

7:49am 11 Jun 2017

Marble-sized hail at 8:30am! Good morning! #mnwx

7:48am 11 Jun 2017

“Today, I understand that in forgiving someone else I free myself. I held back on forgiveness… instagram.com/p/BVIpMOcHhK3/

4:09pm 9 Jun 2017

@doniamae @sethdrobinson Sounds like you need Venmo 😉

3:56pm 9 Jun 2017