Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

May 2017

@doniamae It doesn’t work if they ignore me. I’m gonna have to get more Clint-Eastwood-in-Gran-Torino I think.

5:14pm 10 May 2017

@PropTartMN @TacoCatmn A friend of mine is moving two blocks away – I can’t get enough tacocat when I go visit her.

4:31pm 10 May 2017

Yes, I have boundary issues, but I shouldn’t have to resort to taking photos or calling the cops because these a-hole kids won’t respect me.

4:25pm 10 May 2017

I hate that I have to build a fence to try to prevent this, but it seriously can’t come soon enough. I only hope it helps.

4:24pm 10 May 2017

There are only two houses between this new walking path they’ve decided exists and the street. Whyyyyy do they need this shortcut?!

4:24pm 10 May 2017

Neighborhood kids just walked thru my backyard again, I’m sitting on my front stoop. When I called to them they flat out ignored me.

4:23pm 10 May 2017

@doniamae these life hacks are making me wonder what else i’ve been doing the hard way!

11:07am 10 May 2017

@doniamae That is… a lot… of AP exams.

5:47am 10 May 2017

I wish I could make it to this – the schedule looks so awesome!

7:56am 9 May 2017

Whaaaaaaaat this is genius

7:45am 9 May 2017

This is the first quarter of my Hue-Shift Afghan, which I actually completed months ago but I… instagram.com/p/BT2vx1tFsDT/

8:49pm 8 May 2017

I’m not crying about not getting to live during the reign of old Hollywood, there’s just something in my eye. pic.twitter.com/FS2lrgiACm

8:17pm 8 May 2017

@amandaesque Uuuuugh

8:13pm 8 May 2017

“Why am I so happy to see you?” “Nostalgia.” Jessica Lange & Susan Sarandon have been so fab to watch as Joan & Bette.

7:57pm 8 May 2017

i want to understand how to use git branches to store dev & prod files as well as push to prod server. but my brain does not compute.

10:48am 8 May 2017

“Back-end [devs] often attribute front-end expertise not to mastery but to alchemy, wizardry or magic.” Not skill,…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/861556269894815745

6:19am 8 May 2017

@doniamae @rachelandrew oh yes: i’ve been receiving her CSS layout news for ages but previous gig didn’t really giv…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/861554796125454336

6:14am 8 May 2017

I’ve got some major catch up to do to learn how these things work!

5:46am 8 May 2017

@marktimemedia Oh my! That illness is no joke. I hope it passes quickly for you ☹️

9:24pm 7 May 2017

The best hummus. I woke up thinking about it this morning but I’ve been trying to pace myself with gobbling it down…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/861396713822724097

7:45pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae I see what you did there 😉

7:39pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae Oh that would be pretty interesting and fun! Anniversary coming soon?

3:45pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae Oh no!!! Technology 😖

1:41pm 7 May 2017

Watching Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Paused for a phone call. I think I need this photo for future use. pic.twitter.com/oYOklqR66S

12:21pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae That’s epic!

12:19pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae I honestly don’t know – never seen it! But maybe?

12:18pm 7 May 2017

@doniamae Like, um, Tron?

10:41am 7 May 2017

Can Instagram’s boomerang function please die in a fire?

10:41am 7 May 2017

Tryin’ to be nosey about the two zooming police cars that just went up the road but it’s midnight and no one else in this town is awake 😭

11:16pm 6 May 2017

RT @brentajones: In case you too were wondering who the guy playing Sulu was on #SNL just now: snl.wikia.com/wiki/Akira_Yos…

10:50pm 6 May 2017