Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

April 2017

@doniamae True! Gosh, to get my hands on some myrrh though…

2:26pm 10 Apr 2017

I put frankincense in my diffuser because I read that it helps with mental clarity but now my house smells like church.

1:12pm 10 Apr 2017

Since when did pricing out toilets become the way I procrastinate? Adventures in housewife-ing!

11:15am 10 Apr 2017

@doniamae I think that could be part of my problem! I really only drink caffeine on weekends (when the dude is around) – jittery jitters.

8:38am 10 Apr 2017

what essential oil do i use when i feel like i’m losing my mind? because seriously.

5:31pm 9 Apr 2017

two days later, i realized i forgot about $30 worth of groceries at the checkout counter at the store. that’s a first.

5:31pm 9 Apr 2017

Have been feeling entirely out of sorts all weekend; thinking it’s lack of knitting. That part of my self-care needs is taken for granted.

11:11am 9 Apr 2017

8:26am 9 Apr 2017

Took the plunge & bought a new MacBook Pro. Happy to see the touch bar can be function keys quite easily! Not sure how to power it back on.

8:25am 9 Apr 2017

RT @happyspacebot: I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -Dalai Lama
Image Credit…

8:24am 9 Apr 2017

RT @planetepics: “My grandma just sent me this…” pic.twitter.com/1aVnsXBmGY

10:15pm 7 Apr 2017

Asked my husband if the White Sox are sad because they aren’t the Cubs and he looked at me funny but didn’t actually answer.

8:42pm 7 Apr 2017

RT @doniamae: Ask yourself, “Would I be ok with this if the other party did it?” If the answer is no, then your party shouldn’t do it eith…

1:23pm 7 Apr 2017

What do we want? A SUNBEAM!
When do we want it? PURRRRRR… instagram.com/p/BSllURzFRL9/

8:19am 7 Apr 2017

@doniamae omg love! Hahaha

8:47pm 6 Apr 2017

@doniamae I approve of this idea!

8:42pm 6 Apr 2017

My only regret of the day is not getting dessert to go.

8:30pm 6 Apr 2017

RT @EverythingGoats: here we see a floof goat carry a wild meow into battle pic.twitter.com/xmhZ7MaJkt

8:29pm 6 Apr 2017

@moarinternets The very idea gives me the heebie-jeebies, haha!

10:38am 6 Apr 2017

Thinking about investing in a new MacBook Pro today but worried I’ll miss USB ports. And the function keys…

10:07am 6 Apr 2017

RT @LadyBossLeague: Hey you! Be the kind of woman that makes other girls step their game up.

1:32pm 5 Apr 2017

@PriceIsRight @PriceIsRight my Siamese keeps jumping in front of the tv – how am I supposed to see the big winners?! 😭 #sociallyawesometpir

9:10am 5 Apr 2017

Today: clear the clutter, slip the Siamese a sedative, vacuum.

9:07am 5 Apr 2017

@JENlovesMN 😮🙈

9:05am 5 Apr 2017

@doniamae lol, I definitely haven’t!

9:02am 5 Apr 2017

@doniamae Pretty sure that just means it’s time to change the sheets. 😉

10:28pm 4 Apr 2017

I’m surprised the puppy emoji made it into my list of most frequently used emojis. I don’t even know who I am anymo…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/849469988213862400

9:53pm 4 Apr 2017

@eryno Best to avoid tomato-based dishes, as well. Good luck!

4:52pm 4 Apr 2017

Without fail: I thought about spraying the pan before making an egg bake, but did I actually spray the pan? Nope.

4:50pm 4 Apr 2017

Hibiscus beer to channel that tasty hibiscus popsicle I had in Cabo, yellow daisies to inspire… instagram.com/p/BSeruyzFiOj/

4:00pm 4 Apr 2017