Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

March 2017

New autobiography in the works this morning: My Uterus is Trying to Kill Me (and Other Female Troubles).

7:12am 7 Mar 2017

5:57pm 5 Mar 2017

Currently trying to diffuse an “ocean scent” via essential oils. It kinda just smells… soapy. Not bad, but also not Mexico.

5:54pm 5 Mar 2017

@diana_rajchel though occurs to me adding photos would be a pain – that would just be for the writing portion, I suppose.

5:53pm 5 Mar 2017

@diana_rajchel why offline? Would Evernote or a text editor program be a better solution possibly?

5:52pm 5 Mar 2017

@doniamae we’re both finally balancing our checkbooks today and glad we’re home, though 💸

1:45pm 5 Mar 2017

@doniamae we did *a lot* of laying around & doing nothing. I could live that kinda life for quite a while, especially with a good sunbeam.

1:44pm 5 Mar 2017

It’s been a few days since we got home and I think we’re both kind of depressed about it. On the… instagram.com/p/BRQzt3eD85A/

10:09am 5 Mar 2017

@welkresorts unfortunately I had to return home last night – I’m very much planning to stay again in the future!

9:59am 3 Mar 2017

@advicepig my palm tree dagger?! Or maybe it’s a wall hook…

7:51pm 2 Mar 2017

Anyone know? 😉😂

2:27pm 2 Mar 2017

@advicepig they let me have all the fun until it’s time to go home. it would be better just to stay!

2:26pm 2 Mar 2017

Confirmed: flying out of Mexico, throwing stars, tequila, & knitting needles have to be in checked luggage. pic.twitter.com/qsOecDaEUG

2:12pm 2 Mar 2017

@tena_cious @MelissaOnline I’d ask @up_my_aly what she’s referenced for inspiration lately!

1:43pm 2 Mar 2017

Just remembered that I probably shouldn’t risk bringing my knitting into the Mexican airport without putting it in my checked luggage. ☹️

9:51am 2 Mar 2017

@dreamwell_ali @IsItTheGenes we consoled ourselves with the idea that whatever we would’ve spent to stay longer goes towards next time!

8:56am 2 Mar 2017

@PropTartMN ooh – not bad suggestions, though it could get awkward when I wake up and make the next guests coffee…

5:02pm 1 Mar 2017

Honestly still trying to figure out how to stay longer. It’s not really working very well.

4:46pm 1 Mar 2017

I am the happiest right now. Except there’s a sadness that’s similar to Sunday nights – the end of the fun is appro…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/837057219208200192

3:49pm 1 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr I will soon enough 😉❤️

3:20pm 1 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr @rochebeedee that is not what I was thinking, lol #always12

3:20pm 1 Mar 2017

@diana_rajchel I would put it outside a parenthesis, inside a quotation mark. Personal preference kinda grammar?

1:51pm 1 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr @rochebeedee (what is a “knuck”?)

1:49pm 1 Mar 2017

“We’re supposed to go home tomorrow but we don’t want to.” Unfortunately @welkresorts Cabo staff can’t give us a deal to stay longer. 😭

11:50am 1 Mar 2017

Reading the snow reports back home makes me want to stay a couple more days in paradise. But money. Sigh.

9:51am 1 Mar 2017

Oh, and: bring binoculars.

9:04am 1 Mar 2017

Lesson learned: stay longer.

9:03am 1 Mar 2017

No plans at all today, though I have ideas for stuff I might like to do if I can convince myself to stop being lazy. Last full day in MX.

9:03am 1 Mar 2017

@robmanuel 😧

8:35am 1 Mar 2017

@advicepig agree that this info is perfect footer content for any brick and mortar business! But maybe repeated on highest visited pages?

8:31am 1 Mar 2017