Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

September 2016

The only flaw in the plan of ordering pizza & skipping grocery shopping night so I can sit on my sofa is that there’s no beer in the fridge.

5:21pm 22 Sep 2016

The only flaw in the plan of ordering pizza & skipping grocery shopping night so I can sit on my sofa is that there’s no beer in the fridge.

5:21pm 22 Sep 2016

1:52pm 21 Sep 2016

@rachmariepr @up_my_aly Thursday on a Wednesday! #muppetarms https://t.co/PTUGNU8aKG

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1:52pm 21 Sep 2016

experimenting with essential oils today. i got one that had my name because i’m a sucker for anything with my name on it: “AmyrisBergamot”

7:32am 21 Sep 2016

experimenting with essential oils today. i got one that had my name because i’m a sucker for anything with my name on it: “AmyrisBergamot”

7:32am 21 Sep 2016

@SweatingCommas unfortunately i don’t really have the bandwidth to try it out this morning, so i’ll have to pull through – this time!

7:30am 21 Sep 2016

@SweatingCommas unfortunately i don’t really have the bandwidth to try it out this morning, so i’ll have to pull through – this time!

7:30am 21 Sep 2016

I want to call into work as “sleeping.” Is that a thing? I am so tired.

4:47am 21 Sep 2016

I want to call into work as “sleeping.” Is that a thing? I am so tired.

4:47am 21 Sep 2016

I had a moment over the weekend where I was telling myself about all of the things I SHOULD be… instagram.com/p/BKj8xUEADQm/

8:54pm 19 Sep 2016

I had a moment over the weekend where I was telling myself about all of the things I SHOULD be… instagram.com/p/BKj8xUEADQm/

8:54pm 19 Sep 2016

Just got weepy-level sad thinking about how devastating the season 7 premier of #TheWalkingDead is going to be. Uuuugh

8:38pm 19 Sep 2016

Just got weepy-level sad thinking about how devastating the season 7 premier of #TheWalkingDead is going to be. Uuuugh

8:38pm 19 Sep 2016

@PropTartMN yay!!

7:42pm 19 Sep 2016

@PropTartMN yay!!

7:42pm 19 Sep 2016

I’m attending this! Really looking forward to my first #SMBMSP!

7:23pm 19 Sep 2016

I’m attending this! Really looking forward to my first #SMBMSP! twitter.com/smbmsp/status/…

7:23pm 19 Sep 2016

Just posted an intriguing snap story about my cats and their new obsession with Sheba meat sticks for cats. #snapcat lives!

4:16pm 19 Sep 2016

Just posted an intriguing snap story about my cats and their new obsession with Sheba meat sticks for cats. #snapcat lives!

4:16pm 19 Sep 2016

How to make a frittata: forget that you are making scrambled eggs.

7:56am 18 Sep 2016

How to make a frittata: forget that you are making scrambled eggs.

7:56am 18 Sep 2016

Have been googling vacation packages to Disney Land & Universal Hollywood for an hour so I guess I’ll put my credit cards away & go to sleep

11:01pm 17 Sep 2016

Have been googling vacation packages to Disney Land & Universal Hollywood for an hour so I guess I’ll put my credit cards away & go to sleep

11:01pm 17 Sep 2016

It’s eerie how well these fortunes clarify my emotions about today. pic.twitter.com/k9g7LFXDH8

6:49pm 17 Sep 2016

It’s eerie how well these fortunes clarify my emotions about today. https://t.co/k9g7LFXDH8

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6:49pm 17 Sep 2016

I remember when I used to go outside and do things and see people. #solazy

3:32pm 17 Sep 2016

I remember when I used to go outside and do things and see people. #solazy

3:32pm 17 Sep 2016

Just discovered a whole new patch of creeping Charlie all over my garden 😭

11:18am 17 Sep 2016

Just discovered a whole new patch of creeping Charlie all over my garden 😭

11:18am 17 Sep 2016