Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

August 2016

I joked that she missed him turning into a vampire… So now we’re rewatching the end. I fear we’re also going to have to watch Twilight.

7:34am 14 Aug 2016

I joked that she missed him turning into a vampire… So now we’re rewatching the end. I fear we’re also going to have to watch Twilight.

7:34am 14 Aug 2016

She kept asking when it would happen & I kept saying the end of the movie. She fell asleep before the final game ended.

7:32am 14 Aug 2016

She kept asking when it would happen & I kept saying the end of the movie. She fell asleep before the final game ended.

7:32am 14 Aug 2016

Watched Goblet of Fire with niece last night & told her Cedric turns into a vampire, knowing full well that she wouldn’t get my joke.

7:32am 14 Aug 2016

Watched Goblet of Fire with niece last night & told her Cedric turns into a vampire, knowing full well that she wouldn’t get my joke.

7:32am 14 Aug 2016

I know this bird’s pain – just wanting to be accepted as a cat.

6:34pm 12 Aug 2016

I know this bird’s pain – just wanting to be accepted as a cat. twitter.com/neontaster/sta…

6:34pm 12 Aug 2016

GUESS WHICH CAFFEINE LIGHTWEIGHT FORGOT TO ASK FOR DECAF THIS MORNING 😳💃🏼🙋 I swear I can see in 5-D right now.

12:18pm 12 Aug 2016

GUESS WHICH CAFFEINE LIGHTWEIGHT FORGOT TO ASK FOR DECAF THIS MORNING 😳💃🏼🙋 I swear I can see in 5-D right now.

12:18pm 12 Aug 2016

RT @POTUS: Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What’s everybody listening to? pic.twitter.com/mqh1YVrycj

9:44am 12 Aug 2016

RT @POTUS: Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What’s everybody listening to? https://t.co/mqh1YVrycj

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9:44am 12 Aug 2016

@TheCurrent @POTUS I wish 😉

9:43am 12 Aug 2016

9:43am 12 Aug 2016

Very much enjoyed listening to some of @POTUS‘s summer jams on @TheCurrent during my commute. Would love a Theft of the Dial!

9:03am 12 Aug 2016

Very much enjoyed listening to some of @POTUS‘s summer jams on @TheCurrent during my commute. Would love a Theft of the Dial!

9:03am 12 Aug 2016

RT @MinnPost: Twenty-five years ago, a small band of programmers from the #umn ruled the internet. And then they didn’t. https://t.co/wPXUD…

6:14am 12 Aug 2016

RT @MinnPost: Twenty-five years ago, a small band of programmers from the #umn ruled the internet. And then they didn’t. bit.ly/2aDTrBD

6:14am 12 Aug 2016

No more electronics. Only knitting needles.

5:17pm 11 Aug 2016

No more electronics. Only knitting needles.

5:17pm 11 Aug 2016

RT @vaidehijoshi: Here’s a sentence that a junior dev should NEVER have to hear:

“Sorry, I just don’t have the time to explain/teach it t…

8:29am 10 Aug 2016

RT @vaidehijoshi: Here’s a sentence that a junior dev should NEVER have to hear:

“Sorry, I just don’t have the time to explain/teach it to you right now.”

8:29am 10 Aug 2016

every now and then i remember that i won’t be able to go to @CSSDevConf this year and i get sad. it was so much fun last year!

11:05am 9 Aug 2016

every now and then i remember that i won’t be able to go to @CSSDevConf this year and i get sad. it was so much fun last year!

11:05am 9 Aug 2016

Synchronized cat piles. Points docked for inconsistent paw placements. pic.twitter.com/48oiFADm7C

5:18pm 7 Aug 2016

Synchronized cat piles. Points docked for inconsistent paw placements. https://t.co/48oiFADm7C

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5:18pm 7 Aug 2016

@PropTartMN keeping your website open in “background” causes search engines to see that as retention=SEO boost. Good to know a user’s view!

5:17pm 7 Aug 2016

@PropTartMN keeping your website open in “background” causes search engines to see that as retention=SEO boost. Good to know a user’s view!

5:17pm 7 Aug 2016

Boosting #SEO by opening external links in new windows/tabs: yay or nay? I feel nay from a UX perspective, but every client asks for this.

3:29pm 7 Aug 2016

Boosting #SEO by opening external links in new windows/tabs: yay or nay? I feel nay from a UX perspective, but every client asks for this.

3:29pm 7 Aug 2016