pork-CHOP tweets

Pickup line at Hy-Vee? “I’m from Wisconsin but… Isn’t green cauliflower just broccoli?” I blamed all the foodies around here.

RT @tena_cious: After many hours of work, new client #website live! designcreatifgroup.com #SEO #webdesign

@amandaesque D:

Tonight my kickboxing partner told me that sometimes when I land a punch in the mitt she’s holding, her ears ring. 💪👊 #strong

@twodolla totally. Facebook has been hard to read the last couple of days & agoraphobia sounds better and better.

I mean, I just want to get some chips l. Why should I live in fear? It’s like: YOLO, man – I’m going to the grocery story today!

I’m sad that my friends are posting that they conceal and carry in order to protect themselves at places like the grocery store.

I’m still pretty excited by a free $27. Heck, I’m excited about a free slice of pizza.

RT @neilhimself: This ‘sexual consent & tea’ video from the Thames Valley police is brilliant & puts things simply & well: metro.co.uk/2015/10/28/thi… #SexandTea

Grapefruit Raddler: it’s less beer! Good for when you’ve had enough beer! A good second beer… instagram.com/p/BGh2D3vG06e/

TRAIN. @ Bauhaus Brew Labs instagram.com/p/BGhsMzxG0_i/

New t-shirt idea: Beaches before Bitches.