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Today is totally your day. bit.ly/DailyAwesomene… #DailyAwesomeness #tenaciousrocks via @tena_cious (& #StPatricksDay! Have fun!)

Dinner was two pita pockets stuffed with hummus and spinach because I’m too tired to brain. But I’m also still hungry.

this a.m. i must choose b/t brewing a k-cup or visiting the coffee shop next door for the 2nd day in a row. not a hard choice, but money.

current status: trying to stay awake until at least 9pm. sleep schedule is so outta wack over the last couple days. #ThanksDaylightSavings

PSA for marketers: next time you receive a credible email & you wish to unsubscribe, DO NOT also mark it as spam. that hurts the source.

Was trying to plot why I need to see Harry Potter world @ Universal Studios LA. Now I find out there will be a #TheWalkingDead experience! 😲

I SMELL CHEESE WHERE IS IT IS THIS THING IN YOUR HANDS CHEESE?
#extremecloseup #catstagram instagram.com/p/BC6MWeIm0w_/

Danger of wearing the pretty shoes before Real Spring: Winter feet get real mad & find a lot of blisters for you.

It’s hard to clap your little hands off as hard as you can for a whole song when you punched as hard as you could at kickboxing earlier.

Oh, hey, opening band i.e. dude who used to have killer house parties that I attended 13 years ago. #smallcity

Tripping over my own feet because I’m staring at another beautiful ceiling in an historic old… instagram.com/p/BC3_8-lm04w/

Accidentally gave ourselves too much time before a concert, so here I am: having a second cocktail, living dangerously.