pork-CHOP tweets

Ampersand’s reaction to those pesky spots of light. Every time.
#catstagram #getit instagram.com/p/BDebH-xm01W/

Exactly the sort of Easter vacation I was hoping for.
#not instagram.com/p/BDcFLIfm02b/

At a hotel with a hot tub and pool. Unfortunately there are also about five million rude kids also here. Not coming here again.

Birthday girl. instagram.com/p/BDbhDPmm0yb/

@carolinneapolis I’m there, too. Bleh

Accidentally-on-purpose ratted out a friend’s kid about snapchat shenanigans and got unfriended. I don’t know why it makes me kinda sad.

I’ll take one of each! @ RED Steakhouse instagram.com/p/BDZU0oum0_n/

@jpkolb @JenJamar @mayor_murphy @pbacken @myklroventine love it! ❤️

RT @mayor_murphy: @pbacken @pork_chop @myklroventine @JenJamar my ’16 slogan was going to be “building mountains”.Maybe it should be “let’s cook some bacon”.

@myklroventine @pbacken @mayor_murphy ooh! There’s a campaign slogan in the making!

Began to tell the mister about a dream I was having: “I was at some weird Harry Potter theme park-” then I started giggling uncontrollably.