pork-CHOP tweets

@dreamwell_ali I imagine a cruddy life in an overpacked farm with a pretty brutal death so it could feed me. You know: positive stuff 😉

I make turkey stock to try to feel less bad about what happened to my poor Thxgiving turkey, but I wanna vomit when the spine falls apart.

I have spectacular friends.

https://twitter.com/thatdrunkchick/status/670092734582136837

I was just thinking this as I cleaned up!

Introvert pro-tip:
If you offer to clean up the kitchen after Thanksgiving dinner YOU CAN BE BY YOURSELF FOR A HOT MINUTE.

— Sarah Von Bargen (@yesandyesblog) November 27, 2015

@bertine

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

— Ben Halpern (@bendhalpern) March 20, 2015

@kir326 I always wish I had gone to bed a couple hours earlier! For sure

@kir326 mine is Halloween I think.

RT @MyLittleBloggie: This is the 24th consecutive Thanksgiving away from family.Your whining about having to be around yours today is not v…

Thankful for my fur babies but I really need to get started on the turkey… instagram.com/p/-jg9CTm05H/

My first pecan pie! Thankful for Friendsgiving for allowing me to experiment with baking. instagram.com/p/-iJzIlG0-s/

my git commits have had the worst comments lately. oh well.

Making small talk with British Siri so I am def looking forward to the holiday break.

In related news, I realized that I don’t have to commute again for another week so that made me feel a little less stabby.

Twin Cities, can we all please stop commuting as if we’re self-entitled selfish assholes? I know we’re better than that.