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Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead eating potato chips = wrong

@PropTartMN lol, this is my usual reaction to someone knocking in the door

@ms_ericaaaaa mister saved the day & bought candy! Halloween lives

@EricSelje am sick 🙁 the mister saved the day, though

Trick-or-treaters are going to start knocking on the door any minute. Do I put a “sorry, no candy” sign out? Do I just not answer?

Am so tired of sneezing & headaching.

That was a disappointing ending.

I just emptied an entire box of tissues in a day. Stupid head colds.

“Are they slow moving, chief?” “Yeah, they’re dead, they’re… All messed up.”

@kjtten crazy! I was just thinking about urban sprawl and new roads/buildings that didn’t exist 50-some years ago

Night of the Living Dead from 1968. Zombie stories sure have changed.

Deep thoughts with Amy: how come it seems like there are so many more people now than there were in the 1960s?

The mister fell asleep during scary ghost tv show so now I’m all alone with it.

@amandaesque i feel like I eat too much pizza so I’m sending the dude out to get me some curry!