Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

April 2015

At my shoulder & on my lap, in record time. I was missed today. instagram.com/p/1JlIw8G09U/

4:08pm 6 Apr 2015

hello, confusing doctor’s bills and totally weird insurance payments. i don’t understand you.

7:58am 6 Apr 2015

@jesshorwitz did you scream? I would’ve screamed.

8:37pm 5 Apr 2015

What day is it?! @ Great Plains Zoo and Delbridge Museum of Natural History instagram.com/p/1Gk-xLm09F/

12:09pm 5 Apr 2015

SnapChat: am I doing it wrong? How am I supposed to see the photo that’s only displayed for a second when my finger is in the way??

9:42pm 4 Apr 2015

$5! South Dakota is amazing. @ Granite City instagram.com/p/1EqPEnm079/

6:16pm 4 Apr 2015

Niece, future rock star instagram.com/p/1ENINzm0yR/

2:02pm 4 Apr 2015

Almost mid-30s, but I still wanna be a princess. instagram.com/p/1D3LlDG099/

10:50am 4 Apr 2015

Celebrating birthdays! Hannie will be 6 next week – time flies. instagram.com/p/1D3FcXG09z/

10:49am 4 Apr 2015

really liked the acoustic set from @okgo on @TheCurrent this morning during my commute! cool to hear the songs played a little differently.

9:45am 3 Apr 2015

Too cold and windy to ride the Ferris wheel, but still a great new place! @ Betty Danger’s Country Club instagram.com/p/0_ybdmm09O/

8:52pm 2 Apr 2015

YOU GUYS I just dominated DFP and I am way too excited about it! #beenWorkingOnThisForDays

9:16am 2 Apr 2015

Caught up on the last few episodes of @MadMen_AMC and @IsItTheGenes discovered Eugene from #TheWalkingDead!

9:17pm 1 Apr 2015

Suggested by @netflix: “Shower”, “Walk the Dog”, “Get Off Your Butt”, etc.

9:06pm 1 Apr 2015

Here’s a problem I never thought I’d have: I need more orange mohair to finish my #KnitTheSky project.

7:14pm 1 Apr 2015

RT @mnyarnshophop: Needlework Unlimited (@NUwebmistress) in southwest Mpls is currently celebrating their 44th year! minnesotayarnshophop.com/needlework-unl… #MNYarnShopHop

5:25pm 1 Apr 2015

Got a coupon for a free cookie with pizza, so ordered pizza for dinner. Wait time is hour and a half. Everyone else wants a free cookie too?

4:41pm 1 Apr 2015

@KatieK2 i tried getting in the habit of eating a mid-morning snack, but usually i forget. :/

12:36pm 1 Apr 2015

@pork_chop solution: run script after iframe is locked and loaded. whatever. stupid websites.

12:35pm 1 Apr 2015

either i’m crazy or it’s not possible to get the top position of an iframe relative to the viewport. why…

12:28pm 1 Apr 2015

right on queue: hungry for lunch at a quarter to 11.

9:43am 1 Apr 2015