pork-CHOP tweets

my friend mary’s cat returned home last night after missing for 9 days! it’s gonna be a good day.

I’m just gonna put it out there: the Genesis theme for WordPress is the bane of my existence.

@juliaschrenkler @jesshorwitz @HeggiesPizza @amywoo is trivia only on phone? i just (poorly) played ‘flying pizza’ on my desktop.

@juliaschrenkler i don’t know why i always forget about this miracle invention!

@michelliebel i had a similar idea last year!

my hands are also so freezing at the office. it is very distracting.

RT @marleysmomcxjx: If the mobile website is better, why is it not just THE website? #besustainable #MinneWebCon

Build your own trail mix! I resisted urge to just get M&M’s. #MinneWebCon instagram.com/p/1bb-7Dm04m/

@kevinklos @myklroventine I have friends that think it’s good to use 6+ hashtags

RT @kevinklos: Never use more than 3 hashtags per post. @myklroventine Yes! #MinneWebCon

@agc0610 @jesshorwitz that would be fun!

@TheSuss @michelliebel do the power strips have USB adapter plugs? If so I’ll be quicker to next session…

@michelliebel or even a spot to plug in a usb port, perhaps! #MinneWebCon

@agc0610 always fun (even if awkward) to tell it 🙂 hopefully will see you around town!

Tights lasted half the day ’til I got a hole right in the knee. Bummed but not surprised.

@amandaesque stepping down?? FEELINGS

Battery draining like crazy today. I blame the new Apple emojis.

RT @eryno: “On a good day, I make the web more awesome. On a bad day, I just make it suck less.” @karenmcgrane lunch keynote time! #MinneWebCon

“Oh!! You’re pork_chop!!” Always happy to meet a “fan”, @blainecross

@diana_rajchel having it spelled out is mind-blowing. so many people probably -need- agreements (Minnesotans 😉 )

.@ms_rezai talking about collaboration killers, I’m seeing people (coworkers?) smile knowingly at each other #MinneWebCon