pork-CHOP tweets

giant iced muffin + giant mocha with whip = i can feel each individual, tingly nerve ending in my body right now. HELLO, THURSDAY.

vacation brain blogging wp.me/pCoBp-adcyM

@juliaschrenkler i wish i could!! i’m so ready.

i’m in the vacation-brain mode where i feel like today is my last day at work & i need to shove off all of this work & just leave town.

Sorry for all the cat photos, but seriously: I can’t even reach her comfortably to kick her off. instagram.com/p/yGhkdRG0xF/

Suddenly feeling terribly irritable about all the things. I should go to bed now.

@parknfly sounds good. thank you!

@parknfly i’m planning to use a park ‘n fly for an upcoming trip, but i can’t remember if it’s required to have a reservation or not. help?

RT @batworld: If you could help these bats without spending a penny, would you do it?

Well, here’s your chance. All it takes… fb.me/6XrQ0KJX5

brought a mostly healthy lunch but i don’t want it, i want a salad. weird? i should be saving money for vacation. #firstworldproblems

True fur baby instagram.com/p/yD5x37m08y/

@dreamwell_ali she was into it for about 5 minutes – think it may have still been too soon!

Kitchen sinks clogged/not draining again. No idea why. Becoming more and more important to replace the whole shebang.

Ellipses actually sat patiently next to the little human for a while! instagram.com/p/yDCFeOG03m/

About to settle in for The Dark Crystal – first time! instagram.com/p/yC7tTfG05K/

Building Lego on pajama day instagram.com/p/yC7fcUG04y/

Of course my Miami manicure matches my cat. instagram.com/p/yAzIOkG00C/

I hope that grumpy pedestrian who decided to call me a bitch feels better now.

Caramel sticky roll to start… I *do* like Ike’s! @ Ike’s Food & Cocktails instagram.com/p/yAH6rTG0yI/

Dessert in Uptown @ Glam Doll Donuts instagram.com/p/x-7i92m0zZ/

Geocities! @ HUGE Theater instagram.com/p/x-uAUem0-u/

Look, ma: I’m doing something hip on a Saturday night! @ World Street Kitchen instagram.com/p/x-bIR2m0_m/

When an older woman happily says “your tummy is showing!” then asks if you’re pregnant and the answer is no.

Second time an older customer at the yarn store has made fun of me saying ‘totally!’ in an affirmative way. :/

Just chillin’ in a box. instagram.com/p/x7vGihm07o/

40 minutes ’til weekend. 8 sleeps ’til honeymoon.

The Ericksons & Mayor Chris Coleman celebrating @TheCurrent‘s birthday! #current10 @ Minnesota Public… instagram.com/p/x4PI-Dm093/