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teamsite is killing me slowly this morning. console says my css is a-okay, source code says its empty. eff.

@avonelleL need a console.log function for hives! how did you finally figure out what was wrong? doctor intuition?

@avonelleL awful! hives are just about the worst, most random virus. why did biology invent these terrible things?

this delights me to no end: bukk.it/oprahs-bees.gif (credit to @thrym)

Still hive-y. Will find a doctor this afternoon, I suppose. Again.

so many hives. worried about what else may go wrong with my body this month.

@DRyanBerg i’m choosing between them and a2hosting – not happy with either shopping experience, which is making the decision harder.

@PearsonVideo i gotcha! good luck 🙂

one shopping cart tells me i owe $146 now or $3/mo, but no option to select which. other cart wants CC# before telling me how much: no. #UX

@PearsonVideo are you spammed or are you testing something? just curious

RT @irishgirl: “If you’re worried you don’t measure up, that could well be a sign that you do.” Good advice on impostor syndrome: ow.ly/DpZHn

@kir326 we postponed getting airfare a few days too many and now prices have skyrocketed again! I wanna go to sunny south Cali though

@katie_LF totally – sometimes it grosses me out, though, too

Food photographers: no one wants to see the mess you left after the meal.

Have had a headache since 5pm Friday. And now, to wrap the weekend, I’ve got hives. Super. (not super)

Can’t get up, there’s a cat on my butt. instagram.com/p/unp7yjG048/

@Kaththea @bertine headache keeping me home today 🙁 have a great time! I’ve always enjoyed the #MNBlogCon people. We’ll meet another time!

Also gonna write the lost Tolkien chapter: Dumbledore comes for a visit.

I finished the Hunger Games books. Should I read The Hobbit next?

I don’t like being a yarn snob in the same way that I wish I didn’t critique every website I visit.

Updating all of my logins at work with my new name on a Friday afternoon. Monday morning should be fun.

RT @frontendconf: In case you’re not on the mailing list, Front-End Conf Lives! unmatchedstyle.com/news/front-end…

@JenJamar i’m afraid i’m in an all-or-nothing situation… :/

@skarjune i love naps! but having recently been a speaker, i would never dream of napping during a conference session.

@dreamwell_ali you know i’d rather have chocolate chips any day of the week!

middle finger to teamsite. i need lunch.

what if i want to set a cookie based on number of page views, then expire that cookie based on time?

Shadow selfie: checking out the eclipse. instagram.com/p/ugt07NG064/