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How can autocorrect be wrong so often?

@kir326 I feel this pain, too.

I’ve heard that babies love potato chips. instagram.com/p/rX95rKG092/

Knitting my stress away makes me a faster knitter. Or this oil change is taking an extraordinarily long time.

having a bad javascript day.

Day 5 of My Day in 6 Photos wp.me/pCoBp-adcvU

@kir326 ah! Good to know. Mostly we wanted something warm and beautiful to look at in the middle of winter dreariness 🙂

@best_day_ever totally – and we’d have to go up the Maine coast a bit, too. I love that drive.

@kir326 was considering Pasadena to see the rose parade – if we do Boston in October we might opt for San Diego later in jan/feb

Boston in October or LA over New Year’s?

@jennschiffer @antiheroine i would love to see this kinda thing in mpls!

Sitting in the basement with 50 of my closest coworkers & listening to music #mprlife

@ms_ericaaaaa telling people my future name has gotten strange & mixed reactions. Hence, more panic.

@ms_ericaaaaa did you/are you changing your name? it’s just so weird that i’m getting married.

@juliaschrenkler done – i’m going for it! yummm

@juliaschrenkler @amandaesque ah – and they’re new! i should scope them out.

@amandaesque @juliaschrenkler i’d be up for that! i eat lunch every day 🙂

@diana_rajchel good idea – so many are on auto-pay schedules that i’m very sure i will forget!

@juliaschrenkler @amandaesque tanpopo is unfortunately not open for lunch 🙁

what can i eat for lunch to alleviate some of my panic? burrito? salad?

completing marriage license application. seeing future new name in print. a little panic sets in. this is happening, guys.

just discovered @IAsummit – coming to mpls next year! yup: i submitted the form expressing interest in being involved. #ias15

Happiness is a surprise free fancy coffee thanks to @Caribou_Coffee perks.

Day 4 of My Day in 6 Photos wp.me/pCoBp-adcvR

@jesshorwitz found ’em at target – I approve!

@PropTartMN it seems to be going around!

sort of having an existential crisis about what i want my long-term professional goals to be.

Stress eating mango salsa potato chips. Will not go within five feet of the cappuccino potato chips.

today went by too fast. i have a feeling that all of august is going to feel like it’s happening too fast.