pork-CHOP tweets

I don’t care for life when I have to use an alarm to wake up.

Since when does kitty tv trump napping on a human?

Those clouds are pretty ominous. instagram.com/p/qcVqJsm09i/

Dudes: bacon jam! @ First Crack Cafe instagram.com/p/qcRsIam02S/

Whiz Bang Days fireworks! @ Lakeview Terrace Park instagram.com/p/qaqXzQm04v/

Bars were too crazy. Much prefer a party at home. #bachelorette instagram.com/p/qV3-pRm0yS/

The best: my friends just ordered one of each dessert.

All the cocktails will be pink tonight. As you do. instagram.com/p/qVOVUKG03_/

Bachelorette party is started! Woot! @ Figlio Restaurant instagram.com/p/qVEglqG04g/

Finished all required chores with an hour to spare – nap time with cats!

“Oh, you just washed all of these? Thank you!” instagram.com/p/qUlmSAG0zq/

spice girls > fifth harmony … or maybe i’m not that hip.

dear rain, thank you for watering the garden i keep forgetting i have!

@localcelebrity Siri did it

Drivers of north Mpls: you’ll get there. Let pedestrians cross the streets.

10a.m. & ready for lunch.

i have such a major hankering for an airplane trip.

Trying most of the brews @ 612BREW instagram.com/p/qP4V_sm07S/

best pizza in twin cities? needs to impress new englanders.

someday git syncing might make sense, but i’m afraid today is not that day

An enjoyable view… Maybe I’ve already ‘grammed this one? instagram.com/p/qPNW1_G0_s/

Sushi Wednesday wasabi is making me cry today. Hot hot hot

RT @emmajanehw: Typography Tips: Responsive Paragraphs for Non-Designers buff.ly/1jhC2x6

Fanciest vanilla steamer @ The Coffee Shop Northeast instagram.com/p/qKvKMtm041/

sullyfest 2014 wp.me/pCoBp-adcva

I didn’t knit this scarf. instagram.com/p/qHccC6G0_q/