Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

May 2012

@twodolla huuuuugs to kitty!

7:02pm 5 May 2012

@INukeYou go you 😉

6:54pm 5 May 2012

The band just mashed Gun Barrel with Johnny Cash… Nice.

6:46pm 5 May 2012

Margaritaville? Yeah, that’s where I’m at… Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.

6:40pm 5 May 2012

I have a primo seat for the house band.

6:33pm 5 May 2012

I remembered what I was going to tweet earlier! I was going to thank #MadMen for making it less weird to see people smoking indoors.

6:06pm 5 May 2012

Ok NOW I’m that girl at the casino bar watching live streaming video of kittens (maybe I’m the first of those kind of girls?)

5:57pm 5 May 2012

I was going to tweet something but I can’t remember what… Maybe this should be my final margarita.

5:47pm 5 May 2012

@B_Knowles stat!!

5:46pm 5 May 2012

@B_Knowles that was my logic 😉

5:45pm 5 May 2012

@B_Knowles hugs to you! P.S. I’ve been missing you today while drinking margaritas.

5:44pm 5 May 2012

I kind of can’t believe that nary a creeper has tried to hit on me while I’ve been sitting here. Priorities are different in casino land?

5:38pm 5 May 2012

There is a lady with a dog in her purse at the end of the bar.

5:16pm 5 May 2012

Margaritas are making me cold now.

5:11pm 5 May 2012

I must be drunk because ordering a margarita “on the rocks” just gave me a tiny thrill.

4:50pm 5 May 2012

Oh but the lady bartender I liked just left 🙁

4:44pm 5 May 2012

So I withdrew $10 for gambling (I don’t like gambling) but I’m thinking about spending it on another margarita instead.

4:40pm 5 May 2012

Maybe I’m a little buzzed but watching the Kentucky Derby with a crowd was very exciting!

4:35pm 5 May 2012

This casino is seriously lacking in guacamole, but I think I could drink their margaritas all night.

4:24pm 5 May 2012

Jason just brushed a tick out of my hair! Sneaky devil. And heebie-jeebies.

4:03pm 5 May 2012

Cinco de Mayo Margarita, cha cha cha http://t.co/xCxQXRZE

4:01pm 5 May 2012

My 3-hour tour is complete. I drank wine, saw a deer and an angry turtle. And about 50 of Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes.

3:18pm 5 May 2012

At Many Point Lake and I just saw a deer! Seeing wildlife goal: complete.

2:01pm 5 May 2012

Cinco de Mayo. I need nachos, stat.

11:17pm 4 May 2012

Where I’m blowing my first (free) $5 http://t.co/Tg0H42lX

9:34pm 4 May 2012

I think I just won $3 – ready to cash out and take my winnings home!

9:29pm 4 May 2012

Asked what kind of red wine the bartender had, he stared at me blankly for a moment before pulling out 2 bottles of white wine & shrugging.

9:05pm 4 May 2012

Just saw Wayne Newton singing danke schoen!

8:39pm 4 May 2012

Perusing the gift shop <a href="o/EUHmtu8b” rel=”nofollow”>http://t.co/EUHmtu8b

6:09pm 4 May 2012

We have arrived <a href="t.co/jI…Rsl” rel=”nofollow”>http://t.co/jI4kVRsl

6:08pm 4 May 2012