Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

December 2011

sending santa to taiwan, whether he likes it or not!

3:22pm 13 Dec 2011

I don’t think there could be more people at the post office this morning.

2:46pm 13 Dec 2011

  • @INukeYou do you remember "clarissa explains it all"? she's about 20 years older now! in reply to INukeYou #
  • and now, for my next trick, i will make a strata with CHEEZ-ITS! two kinds. #
  • the cats just fought over the sunbeam. it was a pretty close match, but the siamese took the calico down in the end. #
  • just remembered all of the time that @kcollierwise and i spent with microsoft paint on windows 3.1. back in the day! #
  • christmas presents all wrapped! here's to hoping the kitties don't "unwrap" them before they get to the proper recipients. #

7:11am 11 Dec 2011

christmas presents all wrapped! here’s to hoping the kitties don’t “unwrap” them before they get to the proper recipients.

12:43am 11 Dec 2011

just remembered all of the time that @kcollierwise and i spent with microsoft paint on windows 3.1. back in the day!

6:35pm 10 Dec 2011

the cats just fought over the sunbeam. it was a pretty close match, but the siamese took the calico down in the end.

5:16pm 10 Dec 2011

and now, for my next trick, i will make a strata with CHEEZ-ITS! two kinds.

4:36pm 10 Dec 2011

@INukeYou do you remember “clarissa explains it all”? she’s about 20 years older now!

7:32am 10 Dec 2011

  • "10 Myths About Introverts" from @owlcity http://t.co/85Oj6oYi #
  • supplementing today's lean cuisine lunch with a donut. (where is my will power lately?) #
  • why, yes, i could eat all of the spritz cookies in the breakroom. #
  • this makes me not want to drive anywhere MT @MPRnews MN texting while driving citations have nearly doubled this year. http://t.co/g3vN8NWK #
  • @teleject will it be an hour-long presentation? or longer? i'm hoping i can "attend" with my team 🙂 cc: @OReillyMedia in reply to teleject #
  • i'm planning to drink copious amounts of cheap wine tonight and either be asleep by 7 or have a headache by 6:30 #
  • watching terrible chick flick because it is set in california vineyards. 20 minutes left of movie is when i finally get to see scenery. #
  • when the dude is away, the chick will watch crappy movies that will completely destroy his netflix recommendations. #
  • @INukeYou baaaad movies – "bed and breakfast" and "holiday in handcuffs" so far. netflix just as so many options. in reply to INukeYou #
  • @INukeYou oh, you know – a gal kidnaps a guy so she has a "boyfriend" to bring home for Christmas in reply to INukeYou #

7:11am 10 Dec 2011

@INukeYou oh, you know – a gal kidnaps a guy so she has a “boyfriend” to bring home for Christmas

4:48am 10 Dec 2011

@INukeYou baaaad movies – “bed and breakfast” and “holiday in handcuffs” so far. netflix just as so many options.

4:05am 10 Dec 2011

when the dude is away, the chick will watch crappy movies that will completely destroy his netflix recommendations.

3:47am 10 Dec 2011

watching terrible chick flick because it is set in california vineyards. 20 minutes left of movie is when i finally get to see scenery.

2:48am 10 Dec 2011

@teleject will it be an hour-long presentation? or longer? i’m hoping i can “attend” with my team 🙂 cc: @OReillyMedia

9:03pm 9 Dec 2011

RT @sazzy: I think we all need a glass of wine, a break from twitter this weekend and to remember we are, for the most part, a wonderful …

8:37pm 9 Dec 2011

this makes me not want to drive anywhere MT @MPRnews MN texting while driving citations have nearly doubled this year. http://t.co/g3vN8NWK

5:47pm 9 Dec 2011

why, yes, i could eat all of the spritz cookies in the breakroom.

5:43pm 9 Dec 2011

supplementing today’s lean cuisine lunch with a donut. (where is my will power lately?)

3:41pm 9 Dec 2011

“10 Myths About Introverts” from @owlcity http://t.co/85Oj6oYi

1:41pm 9 Dec 2011

7:11am 9 Dec 2011

posted on the blog: it’s a little bit of everything http://t.co/MgjsTmFr

3:45am 9 Dec 2011

7:11am 8 Dec 2011

i are smart – found ravelry link here: http://t.co/fyocf7qX (thanks @gartergirl!)

10:33pm 7 Dec 2011

(how do i add this to my ravelry queue?!) DIY: How To Knit A Burberry-Inspired Cowl – @Jezebel http://t.co/cEpNAP91

10:31pm 7 Dec 2011

@drinkerthinker yeah, headphones don’t seem to be enough sometimes.

7:32pm 7 Dec 2011

Bingo day at work! I won a disc shooter. http://t.co/rbE52rdY

7:13pm 7 Dec 2011

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2:35pm 7 Dec 2011

like 🙂 RT @amandaesque AAAAH, NEW KNITTY. Goodbye morning. http://t.co/vA0Wbg5W

2:32pm 7 Dec 2011

  • Do you like @Starbucks coffee? Enter to win a $50 gift card from @iambakertweets http://t.co/aXx360iS #
  • just started using google reader. why didn't i do this sooner? #
  • i've got winter chills today and they won't go away, so i'm gonna wear my scarf at my desk now. #
  • I entered to win a free pass to Webvisions in NY from @WebINK. Join me. http://t.co/mdHRelTC #
  • I am using my niece's iPad (babysitting tonight). I want my own. #

7:11am 7 Dec 2011

I am using my niece’s iPad (babysitting tonight). I want my own.

3:43am 7 Dec 2011