Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

July 2011

You’re at Sullyfest… does anything make sense?

6:21am 9 Jul 2011

“A giant midget is just a normal-sized person”

6:19am 9 Jul 2011

Jen is trying to start a ghost story, but we’re too busy giggling about “then the cow bled out” (she’s a nurse).

5:54am 9 Jul 2011

Sullyfest: where femurs get put into shoes. (and socks)

5:51am 9 Jul 2011

Sullyfest 2011: now with more rat poison.

5:51am 9 Jul 2011

What happens at Sullyfest, stays at Sullyfest. (or gets posted to Twitter)

5:51am 9 Jul 2011

almost ready to get on the road, but my head decided to give me some auras in my vision first. why why why

5:18pm 8 Jul 2011

the cats are worn out. apparently they’ve been exploring the house all morning, since i left a couple extra doors open. covered in cobwebs.

4:29pm 8 Jul 2011

  • i am getting pretty good at multi-tasking. thanks for helping me get all of this practice, coworkers. (p.s. help!) #
  • i feel like i might be dying, which i really don't have time for. hopefully an early bedtime will heal whatever the heck ails me… #
  • @B_Knowles wait! whatever happened to sushi bloomington? darn not having money… maybe i will when you get back again! (crave soon!) in reply to B_Knowles #
  • next week: get back to yoga. for serious. #

7:11am 8 Jul 2011

next week: get back to yoga. for serious.

3:23am 8 Jul 2011

@B_Knowles wait! whatever happened to sushi bloomington? darn not having money… maybe i will when you get back again! (crave soon!)

3:16am 8 Jul 2011

i feel like i might be dying, which i really don’t have time for. hopefully an early bedtime will heal whatever the heck ails me…

3:15am 8 Jul 2011

i am getting pretty good at multi-tasking. thanks for helping me get all of this practice, coworkers. (p.s. help!)

6:05pm 7 Jul 2011

  • That spare tire sure makes me feel sad. http://post.ly/2LRHu #
  • snickered out loud RT @irishgirl Trying to celebrate National Kissing Day with your co-workers is incredibly awkward. #
  • @MarketingMama i just shared! i shoulda "liked" your facebook page long ago in reply to MarketingMama #
  • last night i got lost in golden valley. not sure how. see previous tweet about getting turned around on well-tread stairwell last night. #
  • super cute sewing pattern giveaway! http://t.co/GzbMISf #hkgiveaway #
  • Just opened a bottle of Summer Blonde from Madison County Winery & I'd be ok with making this the only wine I drink for the rest of summer. #
  • life without tv: i've been photo editing and "reading" jane eyre all evening. satisfying to be so productive! #

7:11am 7 Jul 2011

life without tv: i’ve been photo editing and “reading” jane eyre all evening. satisfying to be so productive!

3:17am 7 Jul 2011

Just opened a bottle of Summer Blonde from Madison County Winery & I’d be ok with making this the only wine I drink for the rest of summer.

2:09am 7 Jul 2011

super cute sewing pattern giveaway! http://t.co/GzbMISf #hkgiveaway

7:57pm 6 Jul 2011

last night i got lost in golden valley. not sure how. see previous tweet about getting turned around on well-tread stairwell last night.

5:42pm 6 Jul 2011

@MarketingMama i just shared! i shoulda “liked” your facebook page long ago

5:39pm 6 Jul 2011

snickered out loud RT @irishgirl Trying to celebrate National Kissing Day with your co-workers is incredibly awkward.

5:38pm 6 Jul 2011

That spare tire sure makes me feel sad. http://post.ly/2LRHu

1:26pm 6 Jul 2011

  • @mikeyinmpls i decided to go to bed just as fireworks started to go off… there is no sound that could've made me feel grumpier. in reply to mikeyinmpls #
  • my only motivation for going to work today is knowing the building is air conditioned. #
  • @Vani_R buzzkill! in reply to Vani_R #
  • @Vani_R i thought that might've been the case 🙂 in reply to Vani_R #
  • @llgraham thanks! small town minnesota usually means there are friendly faces around every corner, but the 2 i found were especially great. in reply to llgraham #
  • Just got turned around in a stairwell I've been taking for months. Am I in an alternate dimension? #

7:11am 6 Jul 2011

Just got turned around in a stairwell I’ve been taking for months. Am I in an alternate dimension?

10:09pm 5 Jul 2011

@llgraham thanks! small town minnesota usually means there are friendly faces around every corner, but the 2 i found were especially great.

4:45pm 5 Jul 2011

@Vani_R i thought that might’ve been the case 🙂

4:44pm 5 Jul 2011

@Vani_R buzzkill!

1:45pm 5 Jul 2011

my only motivation for going to work today is knowing the building is air conditioned.

12:39pm 5 Jul 2011

@mikeyinmpls i decided to go to bed just as fireworks started to go off… there is no sound that could’ve made me feel grumpier.

12:37pm 5 Jul 2011

  • woke up at 8:30 without an alarm… but thinking about going back to bed. #
  • i went back to bed for a half hour and feel much better about being awake now. i have another 5-hour drive to make in a couple hours! urg. #
  • my dad is watching some show where people are in life-threatening situations on vacation. i wish it was time to go to lunch… #
  • Lunch before heading out of town… and maybe more cake truffles. @ Café Brulé http://gowal.la/c/4xEpt #
  • from-my-parents'-garden leaf lettuce and pea pods, ribs that my dad smoked yesterday, and two silly cats – being home again is awesome. #
  • @B_Knowles i wish my parents enjoyed hgtv as much as i do, but… i guess i get to know them a little better when i'm home? in reply to B_Knowles #
  • @rizoldak i know it – this is my busiest few weeks of the summer, then i can relax… i gotta make up for antisocial winters somehow. in reply to rizoldak #
  • if i wait another half hour, then i can go to bed without feeling too guilty. no fireworks for this girl tonight… #
  • 1st thanks to usd alumnus who pulled over to help me put on my spare tire when i got a flat tire outside of windom, mn. that sucked. #
  • 2nd thanks to two people at the windom cenex station who dealt rather coolly with an irrationally upset girl. (yes, that was me.) #
  • thought i might finish "reading" jane eyre on my trip home, but ipod died at mankato. but i'm at chapter 27, which is an hour long. #
  • i wish tomorrow was a recovery day, instead of a work day. i'm exhausted. bedtime now. (just as my neighbors set off some firecrackers…) #

7:11am 5 Jul 2011

i wish tomorrow was a recovery day, instead of a work day. i’m exhausted. bedtime now. (just as my neighbors set off some firecrackers…)

2:34am 5 Jul 2011