Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

May 2011

“Drink things” @ masu http://gowal.la/p/f1eT #photo

11:51pm 31 May 2011

Trying a new place! @ masu http://gowal.la/c/4kN5R

11:49pm 31 May 2011

Not at all ready for the work week @ Caribou Coffee http://gowal.la/c/4kBuh

1:10pm 31 May 2011

  • Note to self: do not style hair in 40mph winds of Iowa http://post.ly/27slt #
  • just used the laser pointer to help ampersand attack a spider, i'm tricky #
  • pretty rude, too, since it was another spider that knocked the spider (that i let ampersand attack) off of the ceiling. oh, well. #
  • after a whole weekend in iowa with my special dude, he just left to go to his own home about ten minutes ago. i miss him. #
  • stupid neighbors: drinking all day and now fighting, a few other neighbors and i have called police. just go home! #

7:11am 31 May 2011

stupid neighbors: drinking all day and now fighting, a few other neighbors and i have called police. just go home!

4:21am 31 May 2011

after a whole weekend in iowa with my special dude, he just left to go to his own home about ten minutes ago. i miss him.

3:30am 31 May 2011

pretty rude, too, since it was another spider that knocked the spider (that i let ampersand attack) off of the ceiling. oh, well.

3:27am 31 May 2011

just used the laser pointer to help ampersand attack a spider, i’m tricky

3:17am 31 May 2011

Note to self: do not style hair in 40mph winds of Iowa http://post.ly/27slt

7:13pm 30 May 2011

7:11am 30 May 2011

Girls’ day for doing things: Nikki taunted a spider, I caught a toad. I <3 Iowa.

1:50am 30 May 2011

The business of picking out cheese to eat… http://post.ly/27ZuW

9:06pm 29 May 2011

Now we need cheese @ Hy-Vee http://gowal.la/c/4k2o6

8:26pm 29 May 2011

Yum! @ Summerset Winery http://gowal.la/c/4k29J

8:14pm 29 May 2011

  • Strawberries on my salad, yay @ Wendy's http://gowal.la/c/4jwjg #
  • Jason and I just went for a long walk in the countryside, looking for birds and pretending we know about plants.#romance #

7:11am 29 May 2011

Jason and I just went for a long walk in the countryside, looking for birds and pretending we know about plants.#romance

1:03am 29 May 2011

Strawberries on my salad, yay @ Wendy’s http://gowal.la/c/4jwjg

6:18pm 28 May 2011

  • only a few hours between me and drinking copious amounts of wine!! c'mon, weekend!! #
  • i think this week has been long enough. and apparently, so does the concentration and motivation parts of my brain. #
  • two coworkers & i went for a walk around our tiny man-made lake… and happened upon a goose family. guys: we almost got pecked to death. #
  • @cafecyan extra salt or no? i'll try that next time 🙂 in reply to cafecyan #
  • @mikeyinmpls you and @saturnphive should tweet all your crazy hijinks! in reply to mikeyinmpls #
  • @bertine i found motivation for a little while, but now i'm longing to begin the weekend again. le sigh. in reply to bertine #
  • jason had some blood tests today & they came back clear. i said "good, maybe vampires will go after you first." oh, i make myself laugh. #
  • i'm gonna work on filling my blood with wine now. #
  • going to iowa tomorrow for the weekend & i don't feel like packing. i don't feel like doing much of anything, really. #beenalongweek #
  • how can they know this super-duper old champagne is drinkable without opening the bottles? http://t.co/QynbbNo (@GOOD stuff) #
  • Not helping me get to the task of packing http://post.ly/2707Y #
  • I went from a little bit drunk to sort of really drunk kinda quick, I'm noticing as Jason drives #
  • No one's really gonna free 'til nerd persecution ends #
  • dang, just noticed i misquoted revenge of the nerds by leaving out a simple "be" #fail #

7:11am 28 May 2011

dang, just noticed i misquoted revenge of the nerds by leaving out a simple “be” #fail

4:44am 28 May 2011

No one’s really gonna free ’til nerd persecution ends

3:06am 28 May 2011

I went from a little bit drunk to sort of really drunk kinda quick, I’m noticing as Jason drives

2:18am 28 May 2011

Not helping me get to the task of packing http://post.ly/2707Y

1:59am 28 May 2011

how can they know this super-duper old champagne is drinkable without opening the bottles? http://t.co/QynbbNo (@GOOD stuff)

1:04am 28 May 2011

going to iowa tomorrow for the weekend & i don’t feel like packing. i don’t feel like doing much of anything, really. #beenalongweek

12:53am 28 May 2011

i’m gonna work on filling my blood with wine now.

11:04pm 27 May 2011

jason had some blood tests today & they came back clear. i said “good, maybe vampires will go after you first.” oh, i make myself laugh.

11:02pm 27 May 2011

RT @MarketingMama: In case anyone on twitter missed the memo, comic sans is a dated font, makes many people cringe & should never be used.

10:23pm 27 May 2011

@bertine i found motivation for a little while, but now i’m longing to begin the weekend again. le sigh.

7:35pm 27 May 2011

@mikeyinmpls you and @saturnphive should tweet all your crazy hijinks!

7:12pm 27 May 2011

@cafecyan extra salt or no? i’ll try that next time 🙂

5:15pm 27 May 2011